"And before you jump to the standby excuse that you were "just making a joke" or "having a laugh," let the men amongst our number preemptively respond: You are not funny. You are not clever. And you are not excused. Perhaps the phrase "boys will be boys"—inevitably uttered wherever misogyny is present—is relevant."

John Mulaney's bit about L&O: SVU is hiiilarious.

How can you call Claire Huxtable benign when she went the fuck off on Vanessa after that incident with "The Wretched?"

I have no children. This is stuff I know just by being a person living in the world. What kind of fucking dolt was this guy before?

I don't get why guys do this shit. Back when I was way into photography and wanted to be an artist, I took nude photos of two girlfriends. Mostly artistic stuff, you know soft lighting, non explicit poses, double exposures, tasteful stuff like that(at least in my opinion), but there are a few that are pretty…

Related words of wisdom from the great minds at People:

Dear Women,

if you're not getting enthusiastic consent, you aren't doing it right.

Add literally shitting on America to the list of things that white people are allowed to get away with.

So these people have no clue that Rowling decided to stay in the UK and pay taxes there, rather than move to France (or elsewhere), and avoid paying the taxes. Calling her a billionaire, they have no idea.

See, here's the fucking problem with our current media culture: the idea that all issues have 2 sides.

Global warming doesn't have 2 sides. The idea that you shouldn't bully people doesn't have 2 sides. The idea that rapists cause rape doesn't have 2 motherfucking sides.

What a pretentious piece of shit. Transformative my ass. I want to go to this "exhibit" and just punch him in the face. To illustrate the transformative power of my fist. Violence is not the answer. I know that. But I am absolutely going to indulge in that fantasy for a while.

Florida, just because you're shaped like a dick doesn't mean you have to be one.

I hope they jack off so much that the epidermis on their dick peels off and it's nothing but a stinging, burning mess for several weeks.

The moment I read the headline, I knew this was a Shrayber article.

As a mom with a biracial daughter, who absolutely LOVES the original Annie, I am fucking stoked! This is HUGE for girls of color everywhere! You have no idea people. No freaking idea. Who cares about Cameron Diaz and no Rooster/Lily. Who fucking cares?? There's a Black Annie for little girls everywhere to feel like…

Yeah, "Maybe" makes me cry every time. This trailer, as an adoptee and WOC, made me cry. A lot.