"And, incidentally, at some point yes, it may be your job to hold the baby, because you're a person living in a society with babies."

I'm also a person living in a society with penises but that doesn't mean it's my responsibility to hold every one that isn't getting enough attention.

I love how this fool is all about "MORALITY IN THE NFL."

But isn't addressing all of the other problems in the NFL. But here, let me allow Dale Hansen to address this for me.

I hated it after the fact (it was entertaining to my 11-year old self), especially when I realized how much it trivialized the anti-war movement and counter-culture. Conservative, schmaltzy crap.

I want to time travel and hug the children you were, and I want to regular travel and shake the hand of the adult you have become.

Ted Bundy also started as a peeping tom and was ignored under the theory that boys will be boys. People just didn't take it seriously, in large part because women are the victims and who cares? That was before people realized that sexual predators——and violent criminals in general—start put slow and escalate.

HOLY SHIT! What is the hell is wrong with that man (rhetorical question, of course)?!

Yes, he's a gobshite of the highest order. He once showed up at the Cosmopolitan editorial office in London, laughing about how easy it was to edit a woman's magazine; the editor immediately offered to swap jobs with him for a week (he was editor of a daily paper at the time) which he agreed to. Of course, he quietly…

Hatred of Piers Morgan is our best chance of uniting all the nations and ideologies of the world towards a common goal.

I find it hilarious that even the Arsenal fans I know hate him and want him to shut up and go away when there's a match on.

No everyone wails and clutches their breast over the idea of death. Seriously. And not every service member dies in glorious combat. Some fall off ladders or get run over by trucks. In fact, something like a hundred service members die every year, even in peacetime, by trucks backing into them. I think we need to…

And the death threat to an ACTUAL LIVING SERVICE MEMBER is not in poor taste??

LOL. Like Americans really have SO much respect for people in the military. Because if we did we would be in the streets DEMANDING that they get taken care of after they come home. We would elect local, state, and national politicians that made sure they got taken care of when they get home. All the American…

and makes the wild assertion that "in certain situations, emergency contraception may act by blocking a newly conceived embryo from implanting, rather than by preventing fertilization."

Yeah Poor Sophia living in a world where her folks throw her a fun-ass tie dye party and are nice and fair and invite all the neighborhood kids, even the religious whackadoo's son just in case they'd feel slighted if he wasn't invited.

Shit, she's gonna be a mess, having fun, learning good manners, wearing the shit…

True story: I was berated by a friend by stating that I was looking into getting an IUD. She basically told me my doctor was an evil liar who was not to be trusted because the pharmaceutical companies were paying her to give me an IUD that was going to cause me infertility and breast cancer.

Kansas lawmakers are an unfortunate majority of seething bigots who are just furious that slowly but surely the rest of the nation isn't seeing it their way on abortion or gay rights. This is one more in a long line of state bills that is the equivalent of a flopping around tantrum on the floor like an enraged…

Aside from a good beer selection and clean bathrooms, the only thing I desperately want from a sports bar is for men to stop asking if I need someone to explain the rules of the game or "testing" me on my sports knowledge.

If I were this woman I would be telling everyone to kiss what was left of my ass.

My response to that argument: "Okay, sure, we don't need to talk about players' sexual lives. Does that mean we can stop hearing about Tom Brady and Giselle, and get rid of cheerleaders, etc. etc. etc.?"

He forgot one thing. Michael Sam is a badass. Somebody has to be willing to be first until it's no longer a "big deal" to be out in this country. I admire him very much.