Let’s hope that he sprayed it with Holy Water to prevent it from bursting into flames.

Thank you! His name is Finn, a sheltie mix. I am proud to say knows my exhaust(mild Borla) 2 streets before I get home lol.

The 2018 Ford Mustang brings a ton of Power to the People...the people on the sidewalk. Like right to them, and then over them. Like right on top of them

AutoDAMN... That AZ!

Get back to me when they have the 1.21 gigawatt upgrade.

A jacked up C-HR is like a nun dressing as a slutty nurse for Halloween. Sure it “drains the oil pan” if you catch my drift, but at the end of the day she’s still going home with God. This is what causes automotive blue balls. Toyota, stop making “hypotheticals” and re-start making “actual”.

Dear Mr. Musk,

If only Mazda were as reliable as they are beautiful. It’s like that hot mistress that you love to bang but rarely, if ever, comes thru when you need it most

Does that come before or after the “ I took my new F1 car to Carmax” video.

Keep right except to pass. (Even if there are 3 or more lanes, stay to the right, not the middle.)

1,000 years from now David Tracy LXXXVIII will be trying to yank one of these out of radioactive mud with a broken Walmart come along, hopeful as always.

Those poor pedestrians.

And then say you’re sorry!

RIP, badass car-trucks. RIP

Shit, let us travellers watch too at least while you manually check our transverse colons for nail clippers, it’s the least you could do.

Italian tuneup?

The fact that a reality show about strippers on Discovery sounds totally plausible just further demonstrates how far that channel has sunk from its original format.

Future Jalopnik-Amazon Post blog post: