Just crack the window open every few minutes. But update your will before you leave, just in case.

I’ve come to expect a certain level of humor in these comments ( stupid ) and today I’ve been left disappointed. I just looked through this whole page of serious, and quite nice, replies with not one actual God damned unicorn thrown in for giggles! I have to make this right.

It’ll still probably go farther than the Giulia.

as cool as an AMG noise making Aston might be...for people that buy an Aston it’s more like

Brilliant! Now I see our strategy for stopping their missile tests.

And as a resident of Detroit, you can both go fuck yourselves.

The worst part is that they’d built hotel on Boardwalk, so he owed like $500 in rent just for one night.

That is most definitely a rug.

Yeah, this looks out of control. it probably started with a few cars in cars the backyard, then the junkyard kept on creeping to his whole land.

Could easily start an entire racing series with all the working vehicles out there. We could call it the Soggy 500.

OK, McLaren. New boyfriend pep talk:

At first glance I thought the red button was a martini glass for a setting to choose when you are drinking and driving

It wasn’t a rental, per se, but one time these kids dropped off a 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California at the parking garage I worked at. I knew they were probably playing hooky from high school and it was most likely their parent’s car, so me and a buddy took it for a joy ride around the streets of Chicago. There may have…

Those windows stand up to Florida Man every day of the year.

Looks to me to be a flux capacitor. Likely putting out 1.21 Gigawatts.

Fuck that! I’d take the compensation money, AND take my business elsewhere. If this happened once, it happened multiple times, and there were multiple dealership employees who could have stopped it.

This is the worst looking thing that I’ve seen on the Internet this year. And I’ve had to see both Donald Trump and that weird looking kid of his. This is way worse.

XC90

There are much worse examples of GoFundMe causes. This is not one of them.