Well, that’s the most effective way to make sure you don’t drink and drive.

And poutine.

Time to start a gym craze paying for the privilege of pushing i3s in a parking lot.

It’s almost a little too sexy even as it sits. It’s like that bar tender that you know is nothing but a big bag of expensive daddy issues but you can’t help your half-drunk stupid self from hitting on her anyway in hopes of a one night stand that ends with you waking up the next morning...naked, wallet missing and…

No, no. That’s the Spy Hunter feature.

Brilliant video — this DeMuro guy could fit right in here at Jalopnik!

Beware the fine print...

“approximately $140,000"

Driver went full mustang. You never go full mustang.

Meanwhile, lurking in the background, a disgruntled driver who thought this was a Cars & Coffee, looks for a place to crash for the night.

Poor guy. And here I keep sending people on test drives in my F-Pace with both keys and the title laying in the front seat and they STILL keep bringing it back. :(

Good news! An undisguised production 2018 Wrangler pickup has just been spotted outside FCA headquarters!

Yay, an ‘88 Fiero GT! Here is mine, with a 3800 S2 S/C swapped in. 352 whp!

But the Supreme court ruled corporations are people, so Old GM suing New GM is some sort of time travel witchcraft. Two GM’s can only exist if the new one came back from the future or the old one time traveled from the past, which seems unlikely.

1) Bathroom
2) Leave on tracks
3) Leave on platform
4) Put up on sidewalk
5) ??

Dead body will be moved after 1 hour?

New options on 2018 Porsches:

Good off topic question.

Lego: already a more promising corporate partner for McLaren than Honda.

FLYING BRICKS or GTFO