“and what it means for a modern game channeling that era”

When you get done endlessly praising a man for clambering around on rocks like a toddler, you think you might get around to addressing the part where he effectively murdered a woman by not bothering to retrieve help for her after she was buried in an avalanche?

Yeah, I mean, sure, sometimes it takes a millennia or so to “pick themselves up”, but whatevs. No biggie. 

I am now picturing some helpless Mexicans trying endlessly to reach Canada and inexplicably ending up back where they started. Over, and over, and over.

Is the eye-opening part his atrocious grammar?

When he adopted a similar system in the comics decades ago, he only ended up using it very briefly. He later said that the extra gear attached to the shield threw off its balance too much.

Er, right, first.

That isn’t accurate in the slightest.

“Its a freaking pregant lady swinging around like spider man”

If you want to be fair and not insulting, why not actually find something out about the comic in question instead of writing multiple paragraphs about how stupid your imagined premise is?

I’m honestly curious what in particular you are finding so jarring about the ANAD status quo. Personally I’ve felt that the titles I’ve been picking up have been doing a pretty good job of easing into the 8 Months Later setting, but there are of course a bunch of titles I haven’t been reading.

You sued his negligent ass until he was destitute, I hope.