If you try to run a trick play while the defense plays with 10 men to honor a dead teammate, this deserves to happen to you.

The NBA has been selling season tickets for a non-existent LA team for a few years now.

PLEASE LET THEM KNOW VIA AN ANONYMOUS BURNER ACCOUNT, THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE FOR!!

I am experiencing a feeling of great pleasure from Brazil's humiliation....if only there was a word in German that precisely defined this emotion.

Also notably missing—Larry Johnson and Alonzo Mourning

It's like Hunter couldn't believe both of his i's.

You're really going to make me do the work and look up what an "eephus" pitch is? Not even a single quick sentence describing it?

I will give him credit for this, though:

I watched the entire race live and it took until Sunday morning to see a horse's ass.

Stop saying "cull".

I dunno, in a perfect world we could consume whatever we wanted in whatever quantities without any adverse effects.

Nothing says "Wisconsin" like a mellow beach guitarist from Hawaii.

I know the Bucks are currently running a Y2K promotion, but perhaps they should consider a 90s night now that they know OJ is capable of doing unspeakable things while hanging around the doorstep.

He recently tested positive for acid washed jeans.

I hope they use this for good and warn everyone about 9/11.

Figures Rice couldn't manage more than 3 yards on this carry

9/11 was an inside job.

I can't wait for the uninformed, basketball know-nothings to somehow rain hate and vitriol on LeBron for this shot.

"March Madness," a film by Alexander Payne.

Great comment - love it.