And since Michelle bet $0 on FJ, why make a dumb guess? Just give a shout-out to somebody.

Michelle can barely even manage to crack a smile, which is part of the reason her "Mexican music stars" response got such an uproarious laugh.

I love me some Nick Kroll, but I can't watch spoofs of reality shows any more than I can watch real ones. Now matter how expertly a spoof might be done, I always feel as if this awful genre isn't even worth the effort spent goofing on it.

And here I thought that a small ghost would probably be nearly impossible to hit, therefore the ultimate dodge ball player. Shows what I know.

Since I'm not a kid, I can't say for certain, but I'm pretty sure that the eight-year-old version of me would find an elephant and a pig engaging in absurd tounge-kissing to be goddamn hilarious.

Jeopardy! thread for Mon., Jan. 13 - For the second straight game, Michelle opened a large lead in the first round, highlighted by running the very first category. Despite not doing that much in DJ, she was never threatened, taking a runaway advantage into this Final:

"My bologna has a first name, it's M-R-P-I-G…"

Yeah, I'd say as a feel-good movie, the story of Private Parts ends at exactly the right point in his career. You're right, since then he's sold out and become exactly the kind of overpaid showbiz type he used to send Stuttering John out to goof on.

Clinton was elected and suddenly Get A Life was cancelled.

Let's just hope see a major retooling/creative improvement into next season so maybe the show has a chance become the savior it was supposed to be.

Given that SHIELD has lost about 50% of its premiere audience and has hardly helped the rest of the night's ratings at all, you have to squint *real* hard to consider its performance anything other than a huge disappointment for ABC.

Not sure I would jump to the conclusion that Mindy will be back based on this article. But if it does return, it would certainly support the notion that Fox is at least as focused on long-term brand identity as on current live 18-49 ratings.

Probably true that cat fans primarily watch the show, but I'm thinking of people who aren't cat owners who just see the name of the show and the promos that make cats look like monsters.

I believe this also works the same way Animal Planet's "My Cat From Hell" might discourage pet adoptions.

And we also won't get The Newsroom's invaluable take on "Middle Class To Be Crushed by Obamacare Taxes". Goddammit.

Paul Anka wrote it *in one night*.

It reminded me a bit of the Regular Show structure, with the first portion devoted to a satirical take on a normal everyday activity, then suddenly something supernatural happens and it all goes extremely crazy.

"Steve will only eat fresh churros with the dipping sauce."

Actually, the one your great-granddad used to change channels on his Muntz console, after the set had a good 15 minutes to warm up.

Howard used to say that if Private Parts was a foreign film about some disc jockey that no one had ever heard of, it would have won an Oscar. I can actually see the logic of that.