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Wonder if Jerry tried to give the long version of the Dr. Strangelove title because Alex gave the long version of the Anchorman title a few seconds earlier.

Describing this VP as "infamous" was a dead giveaway. To miss this, the losing players simply must not have remembered that Burr was a VP.

Jeopardy! thread for Tue., Dec. 31 - Champ Jerry finally faced a serious challenge in his fourth try, as he got off to an uncharacteristically slow start, then managed to build a big lead in DJ, but Alyson hit a DD late to stay within reach into the following Final:

Right. Ginger is Mary Ann, Mary Ann is Ginger, Gilligan thinks he's Mary Ann…

Wait, there are 10 must-see episodes of Gilligan's Island?

My reaction exactly. Most of season four was passable, but the low points were *way* lower than the high points were high, resulting in a stubbornly negative impression overall.

Look, you don't finish the omelet before time runs out, you don't get the hat. Law of the restaurant, nothing anyone can do about it.

"Not everyone understands performance art."

You're right, it should be the Failure Pile in a Sadness Bowl, featuring the college teams with the two worst records.

The Chick-No-Fellatio Bowl?

So your NYR is to NDUAOPWAE. Got it.

Hold on…this column discusses a football documentary and the Chick-Fil-A Bowl, but not the Twilight Zone marathon on SyFy starting at 8 a.m.? What a twist!

He's certainly been very impressive. If Jerry gets up past the seven or eight win mark and/or wins the Tournament of Champions, we can start thinking of him in terms of how he stacks up against the greats of the game.

Jeopardy! thread for Mon., Dec. 30 - Champ Jerry picked up his third straight win in a very similar fashion as before, quickly assuming command and gradually edging away in DJ. Challenger Armen Terjimanian (who shall not be confused with Armin Tamzarian, aka Principal Skinner, under penalty of TORTURE) almost managed

Sounds like you should bet the under then, since the number will probably in the low-to-mid 50s.

The Cowboys defense is crap, but they had a very good scheme last night and Foles never was comfortable, which kept the point total down.

It should *never* have been that close, but I'm very confident we'll a much stronger offensive performance against the Saints. If they don't top 40 points this week I'll be surprised.

"So sorry you lost the big money, what if you'd tried this clue…"

Didn't the Browns have more Pro Bowlers than wins? I guess they want to be next season's version of the Chiefs.

Yes, freed from FCC restrictions, Howard was finally able to do the show he always wanted to do - which apparently is talking about the reality shows he watches/participates in and the celebrity parties he attends. Damn you, FCC, for depriving us of that riveting information all these years!