I mean, not that any hypocritical thing Drumph does shocks or surprises me anymore but this demand to cut legal immigration comes in the midst of the crime family business petitioning to bring in more foreign laborers toil toil in the winery and Mar-A-Lago. It strains credulity that the immigrants he wants are the…

Reposted from yesterday for those wondering about the new Epix series Get Shorty:

Get Shorty is about an Irish guy who's muscle for a Mexican crime family out of Pahrump, Nevada. While trying to collect a debt from a wannabe Hollywood screenwriter, his partner shoots the screenwriter dead and Irish steals the guy's script. Its story, a period piece about an Irish soldier who loses the love of his…

I am sick in general of Progressive Flo but the current ad where she's trying to access some Top Secret Insurance Sanctum by over-pronouncing a string of nonsense words and phrases drives me up a fucking tree.

Some, I can't assume, are good people.

So What's Up With Abortion?

Anyone who saw Trump holding that rainbow flag upside down and thought it meant he had the slightest regard for LGBT rights forgot that flying a flag upside down is an international distress call.

Any journalist who thinks that sucking one's own cock is physically impossible passed up a golden opportunity for legitimately watching porn at work.

$100,000 Pyramid

Kim Newman's Anno Dracula series incorporates elements of a number of other vampire mythos. There's a Chinese vampire who goes after one of the lead characters, and IIRC she also contemplates distracting another vampire by scattering grains of rice in its path since it would be compelled to count them (an element that…

DEFEATED! Only 44 votes in favor!

"Betsy DeVos, Secretary of Education and this fuckin' guy…"

I lend that spelling no creedence.

Jeopardy! Point of Order! Webster the Web Writer was given credit in the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame category for "What is Credence Clearwater?" "What is Credence Clearwater Revival?" is certainly correct and the band is commonly enough known by the single name so "What is Credence?" is also acceptable. At the very least…

Jeopardy! Mini-Objection! from a bit back, after I found my notes: A clue sought the "title character" from 2017 who lived on Skull Island. "Who is King Kong?" was accepted as correct but the film's title is KONG: Skull Island so the correct answer should have only been "Who is Kong?"

The worst thing about his death is that the "He was a war hero and patriot" narrative will drown out the "He was a monster who betrayed the ideals of the nation whose ideals he was sworn to uphold" narrative for at least the 50 years that his treachery would be politically useful to the opposition.

:::George Reeves turns to camera, smiles enigmatically:::

CBS! CBS! CBS!

Trump is reportedly considering replacing Sessions with Ted Cruz as AG. This would be good as ir would remove Cruz from the Senate. But it would be bad because it would install a Nightmare Goblin as the chief law enforcement officer of the nation.

God dammit gitm, I put off starting drinking for an entire hour just to post the Planet/Star Objection! Screw you, I'm posting my version anyway!