It's cute that you think there will be that much ice left in the Arctic.

In Cold Blood was adapted in 1967 with Scott Wilson and Robert Blake as the killers. It's a great film although Blake's going on to become a murderer in real life makes it somewhat challenging to watch.

Also? Urine is sterile.

…the income taken in from foreign governments frequenting Trump hotels would be calculated and donated to the Treasury Department.

For "Feel the _____ Hitter" I came up with "What is 'power'?" and would have been fully prepared to argue my case.

Tonight in "What the Hell, Netflix?"

While I appreciate that there's one A.V. Club writer who has heard of WKRP In Cincinnati (unlike the writers a few years ago who were assigned to write about WKRP In Cincinnati) I feel constrained to point out that WKRP was an AM station.

I'm a sucker for any theme song that offers a synopsis of the show's premise. The last one I can recall was Happily Divorced (2011) starring Fran Drescher, also the star of another classic synopsis-themed series, The Nanny.

That's the Electoral College for you. In winner-take-all states, any vote in excess of your opponent's is effectively meaningless in the national election. Clinton got 8.7 million votes in California to Trump's 4.4 million. So she won the state's electoral votes but those 4.3 million "extra" votes mean nothing outside…

I can only speak to the information in the article about the meeting, which does not indicate the intellectual provenance of the emoji. I did mis-remember the details of the deal. Trump did not lose money on it. Twitter lost $5 million in advertising from the Trump campaign when CEO Jack Dorsey intervened to block the…

Obama 2008: 69,499,000
Obama 2012: 65,916,000
Clinton 2016: 65,790,019 (as of December 7)

:::puts hand on Amadeus's head:::

BABY OIL?!

We were speaking…

Twitter was disinvited from the tech summit because its CEO nixed a deal that would have allowed users to substitute an emoji of a money bag being moved/stolen in place of "#crookedhillary" at the height of the election. The failed deal cost Trump an estimated $100 million. So Trump exacted revenge on the very…

Our Ambassador to the United Nations gave a blistering address, asking Russia, Syria and Iran if there was anything in the world, any civilian massacre, any murder of a child, that could cause them to feel shame.

She is currently killing it on the TNT drama Good Behavior. She plays a recovering drug addict ex-con who, despite trying to go straight, finds herself mixed up with a South American hitman. Wacky hijinks ensue. There is no excuse for this show making a damn bit of sense or being any good at all but it's fun as hell…

Jeopardy! Point Of Order!

Giles Corey in fact appeared in the first season and was pressed to death about three episodes in, but I am proud that in the grand A.V. Club tradition you refused to allow facts to stand in the way of a cheap pun thread.

It wasn't my post that was deleted and the OP of this thread made no mention of the word "cult". And if anyone is offended by that term, please comfort yourself with the knowledge that you and your ilk control this country on every level from the federal to the smallest town.