"Stay outta my territory."
— LetterMan

There's a show broadcast in my market called Bordello of Horror which I believe is produced locally. I've only seen part of one episode and the host segments were all at some horror convention so I don't know if they do any comedy. Trying to keep the tradition alive, at least a little.

"But they have a right to happiness, they have a right to a father and a mother…"

He is so far in the hole on that property that there's no chance it's gonna dig him out. His only chance at solvency is pilfering his campaign accounts for his personal use (which is illegal, like Trump cares).

Oh don't you worry Jay, state and local politicians have insured that Public Defender offices across the land are critically underfunded!

I just watched Cleese's episode of The Muppet Show this evening and it was, as expected, an unabashed delight. Cleese was a huge fan of the series and wrote a good bit of his episode. Monty Python was properly acknowledged with a single dead parrot joke and the closing number, a fractured take on "The Impossible…

I am infuriated by McCain and his gang of obstructionaist idiots who have been floating the notion that they will block not only Hillary Clinton's Supreme Court nominations but possibly her nomination to any federal bench. We are in a judicial emergency pretty much across the board with the number of judicial…

TUSK!

The Best and The Worst?!

Historical Fact: Pig-ignorant fuck John Douglas, 9th Marquess of Queensberry, wanted to accuse Wilde of being a sodomite but he was so dumb he misspelled it.

:::poses as a somdomite:::

I would pay good money for a restored Freaks. For years I would have sworn I saw the original ending with a castrato Hercules singing but every source I've ever seen insists that ending is lost.

The last episode of Conviction included a line about being lawyers, not superheroes, and I literally had my first ever fit of actual nerd rage. Too fucking soon, Conviction.

Saturday was my mom's birthday and she spent a good 25 minutes of a 40-minute birthday phone call ranting about Trump. For the record: Mom hates Trump.

I only saw about 15-20 minutes in the middle of the debate (over at a friend's place for the evening) and my takeaway from the night is I never want to hear Trump say "Mosul" again. I don't know how he makes the name of a war-ragaved city in Iraq sound perverted but Trump somehow manages it.

Another reason to be thankful that Supergirl shut that shit down.

Also, Marianne's miss on the Wilde DD was unexpected, mostly because I was expecting a "Redding" vs "Reeding" mispronunciation Objection!

Jeopardy! Objection! There is no federal Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. While "ATF" is still used as the bureau's acronym for all purposes, legislation passed and signed in 2002 changed the name to the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives.

Technically (and under international law) he is on Ecuadorian soil. Embassies are the sovereign territory of the resident government and are inviolable. Entering the embassy without permission is the equivalent of England invading Ecuador.

Was the sandwich made with Wiki-leeks?