Your mom gave me a freejack last night.

In an ideal world she would be President Jessman, thereby folding Super Troopers into the Berlantiverse.

That's actually the Speakes Effect, named for Reagan spokesgoon Larry Speakes who said back in the day "If we say something five times it becomes the truth."

HoYay = Homosexuality! Yay!

Which…doesn't change the hypocrisy inherent in condemning Hilary for her supposed "war crimes" while supporting Trump based on policies which, if implemented, could be classified as war crimes.

I blocked someone by mistake yesterday and momentarily panicked that some disqus fuckup glitch meant I had inadvertently blocked him across disqus in perpetuity. The perceived power was terrifying and intoxicating in equal measure.

How…how is it possible that Wayward Pines has become increasingly unwatchable? I was certain that the series season one finale had reached Peak Unwatchability.

The Woman In the Window. A 1944 suspense film starring Edward G. Robinson as a mild-mannered professor who becomes obsessed with a portrait of a woman in a shop window. He chances to meet the object of his obsession and goes to her apartment for champagne and conversation. The woman's boyfriend surprises them and a…

If I were a petty person I would note that Rockapella sang the theme song for Where In the World Is Carmen Sandiego?, the PBS geography game show.

:::pours one out for Lynne Thigpen:::

Jeopardy! Objection! The title of the fairy tale in which a tornado is a means of transportation is The Wonderful Wizard of Oz. "The Wizard of Oz" is the name of a number of films based on the book, most notably the 1939 MGM classic.

While the above is a Simpsons reference it's based on the real "TeenTalk Barbis" from 1992 which sparked some concern over the inclusion of the phrase "math class is tough" as one of 270 pre-recorded phrases. Mattel recalled the dolls and re-issued them minus the offending phrase.

:::Galinda attacks green person, blinding her in one eye:::

"Like a seed dropped by a sky-bird." "Sky-bird". Jesus. And you do know how birds "drop" seeds while flying, right Stephen? And I actually like the song.

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It is a tradition at American weddings that periodically throughout the reception guests will start tapping their glasses with a piece of cutlery until the couple kisses. I don't know if that exists in other countries/cultures and hers is the first I've heard that made a formal exhibitionist game of it.

Drew Barrymore was the biggest name in the first film, her casting being parallel to Janet Leigh's in Psycho as the name star who unexpectedly gets killed off early in the film.

I happened to rewatch 3 this weekend and, while I didn't make the connection between director "Roman" and "It was the 70s" I thought the retconned explanation for Maureen's promiscuity worked well. The film couldn't quite bring itself to say that Maureen was raped but obviously she was gang raped by the producer and…

When Hunter answered "What is Rainbow Warrior?" I was ready for him to go.

It smacks of recentism but I watched the 2014 film Pride on Monday. It's a historical comedy-drama about a group of gay men and lesbians in London who "adopt" a Welsh mining village during the UK's 1984-5 mining strike. It was for the most part a by the numbers recounting of events. I have no idea how many of the…

Today in Trebek's a Pervert: Alex really doesn't wanna know what act of love Saraha and her husband would have had to perform in response to a $1000 clue.
Except he totally does.