Buzzy is the living embodiment of The Simpsons generic lawyer character and he is freaking me the fuck out.

YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!

If you're only listening to one "Purple People Eater" a year, please consider Judy Garland's rendition: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

It can be two things.

I er, uh, would also like to express my appreciation for that luggage combination.

I fucked your mom jokes last night.

It's 2-mor Kindergarten Cops than I intend to watch.

Honestly if it spares him and the world more embarrassments like A Dirty Shame I'd rather he stick to writing books. I love early to mid-Waters but everything from Pecker onward is a bust.

:::Dodgeball weeps silently in the corner:::

I pity the fool who isn't…he.

Women? In business? Now I've seen everything!

They know what they did.

I simply cannot Handel a pun thread right now.

:::pre-emptive deep breath:::

Pre-Crisis Superman's super-hypnosis worked it so that not only did everyone who saw Clark Kent saw him as weak and ineffectual, but his super-hypnosis was so powerful that it affected people who even saw Clark's picture in a newspaper.

"Possible drug overdose".

I will defend her season of Dexter as the last season that had any level of quality. Her character's name was stupid and on-the-nose (Lumen? Really?) but her journey dovetailed neatly with Dexter's recovering from Rita's death.

"Dear Idiot,

Da fuq is a thumblebrag?

Excuse me, but Dylan Bruce's character is named "Big Dick Paul".