That category was bad and it should feel bad.

I watched Omen IV: The Awakening on cable back in the day because it stars Michael Woods and I was playing online poker with Michael Woods, James Woods's brother, at the time. It's fucking terrible. After I watched it the next time I played poker with Michael I told him I'd watched it. Turns out it stars a different…

I think you have to pay extra if you want them to keep it on the inside, if you know what I mean.

She's faking it!

I think it was called The Bang Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.

At least back when I was reading comics Daredevil's weapon was always referred to as a billy club.

Melissa Benoist is the most perfect embodiment of a superhero since Lynda Cater as Wonder Woman.

PERVY ALEX IS PERVY

I object both to the "handgun" and the "sword" response to J6. Both characters in question have murdered many people with a multitude of weapons. To expect contestants to whittle down the options is blatantly unfair.

Yeah there was definitely no incest in that scene; it was the formation of the "you and me against the world" bond that grew between Norma and Norman.

Doris had a small but pivotal role in a terrific little gay indie film called All Over the Guy. She played an AIDS counselor who, after listening to one of the main characters go through his tale of woe with a challenging relationship with a difficult guy, metaphorically slaps him across the face and tells him to snap…

There are nude pictures online leaked back in the day from one of his dating profiles. ALLEGEDLY.

Chi Chi engaged Strategic Bead Deployment and it was all over. Well played, queen. Well played.

O'Reilly could never write about the Ford assassination attempts because he'd have to write about Oliver Sipple, who foiled one of the attempts but who was gay and therefore not considered sufficiently heroic to be thanked by Ford in person for saving his life (the only person in U.S. history who didn't rate a trip to…

Some, I assume, are good gods.

Not to mention my reality dating show in which Crispin Glover searches for romance, No Glover, No Lover.

Ah, I see you've played Deppie-Heardie before!

It is true that I don't know her proprietary algorithm.

According to my mom, the "most popular" person born on April 18 is me.

Stupid pickaxe boy is Jared from Rectify and it is possible that he had more lines tonight than he's had in three seasons of Rectify.