Enough puns, 'K?

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If you didn't want that name on your bill then you shouldn't have petitioned the court to change it.

I'm disappointed that they cast Ana Jarvis. There were moments in season one that showed she could have developed into one of the great unseen characters of television a la Vera Peterson and Maris Crane.

:::Dean Cain moves to Queen's Bishop 3:::

Fat, drunk and stupid is no the best way to go through life, son.

Any word on who's gonna be cast as his inexplicably hot wife?

"That's right!"
— Vanessa Hudgens

I would watch the hell out of a Mad Scientists Club movie.

Who the hell sells a cup of coffee for less than a dollar?

All bids will be made by raising auction paddles in stop-motion.

He does so! When he's hitting golf balls off his roof!

What did Garret Dillahunt ever do to you?

Really? Going to bat for Swordfish?

Do you know or are you just stringing us along?

Cruella seeks revenge for her parents, murdered in front of her by Big Pup.

"How much for the Kermit the Frog's girlfriend experience?"
— David Cameron

What about Red Wiggler, the Cadillac of Worms?

But enough about your sex life, how did she like the show?

Am I the only person rooting for an Ichabod/Jenny hookup? I can't begin to imagine how much fun the show could have with Ichabod courting Jenny 18th Century style and Abbie's consternation at the idea.