"I made the Boston run in less than 12 parsecs."

She will lead the FBI counterterrorism unit and the film shall be called Orphan Black Ops.

Wouldn't the worse punishment be making him stay in San Diego?

Pretty sure Hollywood banned Steve-O years ago.

FUCKTRE? I Barely Know 'er. But Yes, I FUCKTRE

:::sighs, disrobes:::

If you can say you can't breathe, you can breathe.

"Pyewma Man!"

:::golf clap:::

Sorry, Dad.

My mom is 78 years old and has crippling arthritis and even she took one look at you and thought "I can do better."

— Gayle King

Get out.

Tatiana Maslany?

Next up, a sitcom about 9/11 starring Steve Rannazzisi, which he will sell to, let's say Esquire Network.

Newer iPad has ad blockers now. Us olds still suffer. I don't really care about the sticky ads at the side and bottom but when that motherfucking Adam Ruins Everything pops up on every tab change and either doesn't go away when clicked or goes away yet still allows the ad underneath it to activate. Fuck. That. Noise.

"That's Cold Jay!"

Jesse Quick is already cast: http://www.avclub.com/artic…

He hated future-Barry but having spent so much time with present-Barry he didn't hate him and had grown to feel some affection for him. Besides, it's not gonna make Barry happy.

I mean, can any Jay Leno Tonight Show monologue really be classified as a "new" Jay Leno Tonight Show monologue?