You call this living?

:::adds "culture" to the list of words that no longer have meaning:::

Tyler Oakley, AKA, the little fuckface weasel who needs to shut up and stop interrupting me between levels on Plants vs. Zombies. Seriously, I could give fuck all if you believe in aliens or whatever the fuck you yammer about, you little shit.

I guessed a rock.

You made the right choice. They're both overstuffed messes but at least Grease 2 has a sense of humor about it. And Maxwell Caulfield >>>>>>> John Travolta.

Too long.

Can the success of a pilot be measured in how many times I wanted to punch Rob Lowe in the face? Because I wanted to punch Rob Lowe in the face all of the times.

—Roland Emmerich

Matt is a Peanuts background character brought horrifyingly to life.

I have a vision…it's the first show of the new season I'm dropping from my watchlist…

She also reprised her Log Lady for introductory videos when Twin Peaks aired on Bravo. Wonderfully cryptic nonsense that may or may not have had bugger all to do with the episodes they introduced.

PONDEROSA PINE

A ballpoint banana!

I think the reviewer was watching the Earth-2 version of this episode because it was fucking terrible. Evil Barbara is every bit as useless as Original Recipe Barbara, Cameron Monaghan is badly overplaying his part, Galvan and his sister are pointless and we've seen it all before.

"I say, what was that about a prize pig?"
—David Cameron

Those who are devout members of insane cults don't deserve to have their feelings pandered to. See also: Kim Davis.

IT'S NOT BATMAN

It's still there but Ned took out the Unflavored tap after Maude died.

The A.V. Club
I was born a snake handler and I'll die a snake handler.

Laugh along with the judge as he guts campaign finance reform, eviscerates the Voting Rights Act and makes birth control illegal! It's Docket To Me! This Fall on FOX!