+6 inches (if you don’t measure it)

+1 Wow that was a dark comment

Wow it’s not just Jared Fogle knocking out teeth with his balls

That’s not how to get to first base with a girl.

It’s good to see Puig knock something out.

Guys, child slavery is really bad and I could’ve done more to fight against it, but I decided to focus on staying quiet because football.

The last Bronco to get a shot that good was Aqib Talib...On Aqib Talib.

Well...the ref justified it by saying the ball was out of his hand before he took the hit that was called as roughing the passer. Which I guess I can understand. What I can’t get over is how does a personal foul for roughing the passer offset with something as meaningless as intentional grounding. A personal foul like…

+ 1 uncomfortable college orientation discussion

Jesus Christ.

I don’t even think that was the worst hit. This one was worse.

If he doesn’t want to get hit in the head, maybe he shouldn’t wear a helmet. He’s just asking for it when he’s dressed like that.

As a Hawks fan who has spit (metaphorically) in Kap’s face a number of times, my respect for him tripled upon his initial protest, and I figured, what with Sherman’s political bent and Baldwin’s general “fuck everyone” attitude that the Seahawks would soon get in on this.

Eh, I'm sure when the big moment comes the Seahawks will probably pass.

UNC wept.

He didn’t cross him up, it was a post-instruction video on how to sell a charge

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Haha! Got those bigoted bastards! Wait, Massachusetts is arguably the most liberal state in the country? But that doesn’t fit the racist legacy of Tom Yawkey (who died over 40 years ago). Ehh, force it anyway.

Upon hearing of Miller’s assault on a septuagenarian, a saddened Emmitt Smith stressed the need to respect all religions.

What a fucking reductionist argument: unless you are being actively oppressed, you can not complain about oppression. I’m as white as white gets and I have the right and obligation to protest when I see injustice, even when that injustice is directed against others. Finebaum’s logic is why the Nazi’s got away with the…