One of the hardest hittin safeties in da leeeeeeeague.

I think your list also missed Darren Sharper. Darren fucking “serial rapist” Sharper.

Just a reminder of some of the things that have happened since Rae Carruth’s arrest and conviction:

This seems like a perfect segue into a story about the lack of minorities working in NFL front offices.

Pictured: a bunch of JAGs

You and the “neutral doctors” both.

Yea but at least Jamarcus was medicated.

You could say he was hamstrung by his shoulder injuries? No? Fuck.

No one looked at his shoulders because he wasn’t playing due to his hamstrings. Always hamstrings.

This is even more disturbing than the Raiders allowing Jamarcus Russell to play when he was completely healthy.

Thanks Obama!

“I bet he’d have two Super Bowl rings by now if not for MUSLIMS holding him down!”

I mean it as satire, but God help me there’s probably someone on Twitter right now saying that exact sentence.

He did, but ultimately his request to trademark the crucifix was denied.

Black boxes? Cover up? Where is Malaysian Airlines Flight 370?! JET FUEL DOESN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS!

Nike is currently developing a Tebow shoe that helps its wearers leave footprints in the sand.

The hell with the black boxes. Why is his right forearm bright orange?!

But a certain faction of your uncle’s Facebook friends will swear he isn’t on an MLB roster RIGHT THIS MINUTE because of the war on Christianity.

The GT3 wasn’t having it. Much faster out of the corners. “There is no substitute”

Holy shit. That RS is FAST