As someone who has worked for a supplement company; a supplement retailer; as an independent personal trainer; and as a personal trainer out of a gym/studio I can tell you without a doubt that the fitness industry is one of the slimiest cesspools out there.

I’ll cop to drinking whey protein after workouts and casein at night (instead of eating a bunch of trash, as I tend to do) but I never got into the rest of it.
I feel like anything with “blends” or “extracts” always gets recalled in a few months after it’s linked to unstoppable anal bleeding.

Fuck the NRA.

Shut up you ghoul.

“Jesus Christ! I fucking knew bringing Rose over here as a consultant would be a mistake!"—Giants exec

Kutsuless Joe Jackson

my money is on this theory:
grey hoodie guy was upset about getting hit in the head over and over by Mrazek sweater guy’s knees. Nationwide Arena has some tightly rowed seats, I nearly lost my legs to low blood flow sitting there. true story.

I’d love to know what instigated the fight, but I imagine it wasn’t hockey related. I have a hard time believing that anyone cares enough about the Blue Jackets to physically fight over them.

“It’s unclear what prompted the brawl, but it was most likely very important.”

Of course, the day after No Gay Thursday is known as Casual Biday.

The team originally said that Cespedes wouldn’t kill the pig, but that wording only meant that he wouldn’t be the one slaughtering it

Ah yes, Kevin Garnett. Master of the “hold me back bro” faux-fight.

KG should replace Stephen A. Smith immediately upon retirement.

Shut up, Byron.

The 2014-2015 Feeling Yourself Award previously belonged to 16 year old sophomore Aiden Miller-Stoughton, who swears he was just cleaning his room.

OKC is probably the best fit, but a fear of the Warriors and Spurs means he probably signs with Cleveland. Better chance of winning a ring if you don’t have to play both of those teams

Holy cannoli!

Much like Kobe’s teammates, she never had a shot.

The co-worker with whom I share a very, very thin wall. That’s fucking who.

This will not happen. Showing my child something from Bleacher Report is the type of evidence my ex-wife needs to regain custody.