“Let’s try a black one.”

you bastard. take that shit somewhere else. this is a peaceful little town we got here.

“That’s all fine and good....but is it a sandwich?”

Harry Caray, NFL talent scout.

It’s a simple question. If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?

Thank you for:

That scary as fuck description of the Oxycontin high is why we are dealing with a serious opiate problem in New England and elsewhere in the United States. Glad this guy turned it around - unfortunately so many can’t.

Starting now I am banning anybody that mentions traveling.

He’ll soon wonder Wall will ever pass to him.

Be honest. Who looked at the picture and thought the red team won?

I can sympathize, I never scored when I was in high school either :(

Looks like pretty soon he’s going to be LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

[Victim] had stated that she was concerned this evening because of the level of intoxication of Ball.

He really is an offensive lineman.

Or his taste.

I thought that dude was in high school and I thought this post was stupid. It’s like that dude’s face hasn’t changed since he was 12.

Look at the bright side. If he’s convicted of a third degree felony, the team’s graduation rate will increase by 600%.

[I teabagged myself with this one. It was a prank. My teammates will back me up. Let’s forget this ever happened.]

Hey Nathan, while you’re here could you look over our financials? Things aren’t going so well..