#WhiteLivesCantJump

Just to be that guy: it’s impressive he’s doing reps, but that first foot he’s skipping is, by far, the hardest part of the lift.

may he roast in hell

Good.

HAAAAHAHAHAHA yesss yesss, your tears, they give me strength....

You Can Have Good Stats and Hurt Your Team Coach

Unsurpisingly, Whiteside already has all three of them blocked.

Here’s one off the top of my head:

You Can Have Good Stats and Hurt Your Team

The most embarrassing thing in this video is using the bar pad.

The guy squatting in the Smith machine is still more embarrassing.

Like I'm going to listen to the opinion of someone who goes to the airport to watch a movie.

This is Russell Wilson’s comment

Sorry, Cam’s actions on Sunday were far less egregious than that fucking commercial Wilson did with Macklemore...

Right, because no player in Seattle’s history has ever been accused of taunting or lack of class....

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

Are Seahawks fans quickly becoming the #BestFansInBaseball of the NFL?

Actually, I decided I would compare the Hellcat to my Aston Martin – but as the Aston enters week two in the shop, it became clear that this idea was approximately as likely as the Martin O’Malley presidential bid.

The car did eat my arm! They don’t call it the Heck Cat, ya know.