The highlight of my life arrived when I fired up a vid console and saw me, LT #77, right there in virtual reality. Every time one of my kids hits another milestone in their pathetic lives I have to go home, turn on my PS2, and see me, LT #77, in crystal clear virtual reality, in order to feel anything at all. My…

I imagine how lonely you must be.

“They’re just thrilled to be on the game. They love being on the game. It’s like the biggest highlight of their life, is to be on the game.”

Aww how cute, the vaping, crossfit, vegan assholes of the automotive world learned a new trick to rub their tiny little dicks with in public.

OCCUPY HERBSTREIT !

But doesn’t that hurt him at the same time?

This is like watching The One starring Jet Li. Only significantly better.

The one on the right has a bright future in soccer.

I laughed pretty hard until I saw the puncher crying, now I almost feel bad for him.

I was really touched by the pain and grief on that child’s face right before he hits his brother in the balls.

Why are all things catching on fire lately? I can’t own a Lamborghini, I can’t own a Ferrari, I can’t own a hoverboard retarded-boards-with-wheels-for-the-lazy for fear I’ll catch on fire

With that handle, I hope I never live next to you, good sir.

Hi, bear!

God, I hope I never live next to you.

But here we have big bear buddy who was born in captivity, and seems totally down to snuggle

I played the closed alpha - I just could not get over the fact that I’m shooting someone point blank with a shotgun in the head four times and they’re at half-health. It works in destiny because you’re shooting aliens. But, shooting humans dressed in hoodies and torn jeans just doesn’t work.

Signed,

“He should be apologizing for all the goddamn weeds in his yard.”

Based on this Instagram post it appears that Pacman is a stand-up guy.