Hey Arnold! and Gilmore Girls, two shows I wouldn't mind seeing in the TVClub Classic rotation.

Hey Arnold! and Gilmore Girls, two shows I wouldn't mind seeing in the TVClub Classic rotation.

I liked the scene where the President calls the Butterball hotline.  I may be the only one.

I liked the scene where the President calls the Butterball hotline.  I may be the only one.

I just read those posters for the articles…

I just read those posters for the articles…

"He's huge and scary and his speech is slurred and unintelligible!"

"He's huge and scary and his speech is slurred and unintelligible!"

Fair point, but still. I want blockbuster recognition.

Fair point, but still. I want blockbuster recognition.

It makes me sad that Patrick Stewart won't be Captain Nemo. Or Captain Ahab. Or The Old Man (and the Sea.)  Basically I just want Patrick Stewart to get a ton of great roles.  He's getting old! Please cast him in things, and quickly!

It makes me sad that Patrick Stewart won't be Captain Nemo. Or Captain Ahab. Or The Old Man (and the Sea.)  Basically I just want Patrick Stewart to get a ton of great roles.  He's getting old! Please cast him in things, and quickly!

David Lynch doing 50 Shades of Grey?

David Lynch doing 50 Shades of Grey?

Mine's only 25. I'd say I'd like to pass you, but that would involve you dying.  Or worse, seeing a Tyler Perry movie.

Mine's only 25. I'd say I'd like to pass you, but that would involve you dying.  Or worse, seeing a Tyler Perry movie.

Punch Brothers. Excellent.

Punch Brothers. Excellent.

But, that spirit of depression perfectly captures my Christmas experience with my extended family!

But, that spirit of depression perfectly captures my Christmas experience with my extended family!