I turn 40 at the end of the month and I expect my birthday party to be at least that depressing for attendees or I’ll be seriously bummed.
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I would guess thin Jonah Hill is probably more insufferable because he would obsess about everything he eats and everything you eat.
I still can’t figure out how he got his level of stardom. Blackmailing stars?
She could have been holding a knife because she was barbecuing in the backyard! She could have been holding a knife because she was afraid of the burglar she called them about (yes, mental issues, I know, but...)! IT’S NOT ILLEGAL TO HOLD A KNIFE.
The problem with Jonah Hill is he is still Jonah Hill.
Me! My story is down in the greys but I haven’t spoken to my emotionally abusive asshole dad in two years. I spend Father’s Day celebrating my husband, who is a wonderful father to our son, thank god.
My relationship with my father is beyond problematic and I haven’t been in contact with him for over 3 years. Reading all of you rave about your awesome dads makes me feel like shit (not your fault, obvs - I’m super happy that some of you have great dads). Anyone else who has cut contact with their father/main father…
I am 91 days sober. I’m not quite flying my AA flag to everyone I know IRL, some people know, but alcohol has been part of my coping mechanism for so long, that I’m really proud to be working on being a better person without it.
Brag thread to make myself feel better about sitting on the couch all damn day.
Wait, is “mastiff” a euphemism here or are we actually talking dogs?
There’s nothing quite as worthless as a worthless man.
“Don’t rush me, it makes me nervous.” Comforting words from the United States Attorney General.
He needs to shut the fuck up permanently.
She kicked ass in the Comey session too.
His smile after she was told to let him answer...I’ve never wanted to shove a sharp object into someone’s face more in my life.
I hate to defend Melania, and now I’ve done it a few times (once for saying that picking on her English was kinda crappy, despite her being a likely liar about how many languages she speaks), but I think it’s a bit shitty to criticize a woman for not smiling enough, especially when that woman has a plethora of other,…
Katy ought to beg Kim Kardashian for some tips on how to properly take Taylor down a peg. Hit her hard and fast, then leave it alone. Every time you bring it up again you lose a bit of power Katy. You’re embarrassing yourself, and honestly after the Tom Hiddleston thing I didn’t think anyone could be more embarrassing…
The smartest thing Taylor Swift has ever done is keep her head down and allow Katy to simply talk herself to death. The more desperate she becomes, the more she is utterly cringeworthy.
“I think that, you know, if we, both her and I, can be representatives of strong women that come together despite their differences,…
It feels like they’re really over-compensating for being tech coders by pretending they’re rock stars. It’s douchey because they’re straining to do what just came naturally to Keith Moon.
Adults really need to be told that this is bad?