The sheer arrogance of his lying is just mindboggling. I mean, this isn’t abstract concepts, it’s simple arithmetic:R’s had all the votes they needed to pass it if they chose to.
Jpop
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WE DID SOMETHING GOOD, FLORIDIANS! Let’s keep this momentum and not dry hump an inflatable pool float on Aisle 3 at Wal Mart and lead a slow speed chase through the store on the electric carts for a change.
“uh ok try tuh bring the tone down here”
what this dude has to be the most punchable fuckhead i’ve seen all fucking month, and this beats the fuckface cousin fuckers voted to be the president.
I like this moment from earlier today.
Viagra and prostate cancer.
I’m probably going to be in the minority here, but I can’t stand Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard. I like Kristen as an actress, but her personality rubs me the wrong way. Dax just creeps me out.
Once I cheerfully asked my boss “need a hand?!” while he was unloading a truck.
My boss has one arm. I don’t know if I could have turned any redder.
To be fair to Kristi Y, I do stupid shit like that all the time too and it’s not intentional . I once randomly blurted out “Drugs!” to a friend whose husband was in rehab, so I can’t judge.
It sounds like the mom is concerned that the baby may prefer solids and then self-ween from breast milk. Which I doubt will happen, but good luck telling a sleep-deprived mother that. (No judgment— I rejected a lot of advice when I was at that point and over-thought a lot of very simple problems.)
I just sent a text that said “I’m so excited for The Handmaid’s Tale (excited to watch it, not to live it)!”
Is this coming through?
I’m sorry that tweet is hilarious.
I did. I don’t get what’s so bad about thinking back longingly on that time since it means that I now both vote and care.
This is in childhood though. I didn’t vote and I didn’t care about voting when I was 5 years old.
*raises hand*
Why did you watch an Ed Sheeran video????
It’s not the number. It’s the size. The scale is wrong for the space.
Can we have a real talk about Britney’s hair without it being seen as body snarking or mean? I know every female celebrity pretty much has extensions, but why are Brit’s so obvious? It’s like she has a layer of real hair and then a very obvious layer of extensions underneath. Why don’t they blend together better? …
When I was a young alternative person, it was shameful to like Britney. I’m glad I can love her with abandon now.