I see that Gwen Stefani doesn’t have anyone in her life who loves her enough to tell her No.

She's the worst, but then so is Whitney Cummings. I hate this tweet beat

Never pressure or force someone to be with their abusers.

I don’t know latin so I’m just going to assume that chest tattoo translates into “No Ragrets.”

Is that a Sanders supporter who shops at TJ Maxx?

And he probably makes Chris Christie wear one, too.

“cultural cockroach”

Yep. That quote from the judge -

You can police every aspect of your speech, you can wear the right things, you can get all the degrees and expertise, you can write the most fucking eloquent and heartbreaking courtroom statement and still there are men who will not hear you because they just don’t listen to women.

That “yet” so beautifully encapsulates the condescension men throw at younger women, regardless of their talent and professional background, that it should be framed and put in a museum.

And Amber would probably have MORE...Uh...insight into how Johnny Depp acts as a husband than um...eh...huh...a friendly acquaintance?

Kyle Chapman = Total looser.

Just out of curiosity, does it say anywhere that they’re real/natural? I didn’t catch that anywhere in the article, and her Facebook post doesn’t seem to include any “I can’t help it, they just grew this way” language. From looking at the pictures (and having a ton of friends with store-bought cleavage, as well as…

MAYYYBBEEE I’m just being bitchy today but this seems more like a humblebrag than an actual thing that happened.

I don’t believe that she believes that she woke up in someone’s bed and that she is messed up

She has amazing skills, but either lacks the lived experience or can’t bring life into her songs :-( I really want to love her work but cannot connect with the music.

I didn’t even recognize her in that photo. She looks like a celebrity impersonator.

Off topic, but what’s up with Gwyn’s face in that pic? Is it just an odd expression, or did she have a little something done?

Gwyneth, ease up on the Juvaderm. Unless you’re storing organic nuts in those cheeks!

When I hear/read the phrase “erotic theatre,” I think of the place where Peewee Herman was arrested or the one in my city that has been known to have hentai festivals. Or the one randomly smack dab in the middle of a residential neighborhood.