I don’t have any advice for you — just wanted to make sure this got bumped out of the grays.

Hi Jezzers! Today I got my braces. Sorry if the pic is huge, working off my phone right now. Also I am at home working on something that should have taken an hour but will probably take 4. Boo.

I may regret pointing this out but...

Not sure if satire, or just dumb.

stop dating and marrying men who are not adults.

Every time I hear one of these stories I am always like What. The. Fuck. How did these women get so lucky? My labor was 21 hours long, which included 3 hours of pushing, followed by an emergency c-section. I can’t imagine labor being so short and the baby coming out so easily!

I feel for you. My 7-month-old girl and I had such trouble with breastfeeding that I had to switch to pumping because she wasn’t eating enough, just cuddling & mashing. On the work/time front, little = relentless. The only shortcut I’ve found is comfy recliners/seats where they can hang out and be with you while you…

You don't really enjoy those first few weeks, you just get through them. The first 6-8 weeks is pretty rough. It gets better! Just breathe!

Take a deep breath. The beginning, even if you have a super mellow and easy baby, is exceptionally tough. Your hormones are insane. I cried for god knows what reason. Mine went through a growth spurt at that time too, which means sometimes I was nursing like 15 times a day. It was nuts. I felt so over my head. IT WILL…

I’m also reminded of that Louis CK schtick about cuddling. To paraphrase poorly: if you do it right, she should high five you and go to sleep. If she’s cuddling it’s because you haven’t given her orgasms.

I think in any good relationship, both partners take the time to make sandwiches for each other. Or get a beer out of the fridge while they’re up, or take turns making dinner. It’s only right.

Wow. For a post mourning the loss of a beloved TV show - a show that helped teach a lot of us how to be decent human beings - there are a lot of dickish responses here.

Sesame Street now lacks the warmth it had in the 70’s. It traded it for polish and production value. My kids and I much preferred our DVDs of the early episodes.

Whether for good or for spurious reasons we’re limiting our daughter’s daily screen time, so I see this as a positive change - we don’t have to spend a whole hour if this is what she wants to watch.

If only had ten thousand more stars to give.

Shocker - a mom who makes lists, does Internet research, befriends and observes other mothers, and then applies what she’s learned on a daily basis is generally seen as a good mother. Just like you learn and excel at any other job.

Sending my husband to rehab on Tuesday. Last ditch effort to save his life, our marriage, what have you. I'll be moving out of our apartment, terminating the lease, and moving back in with my parents while he's gone, and he'll go to sober living for veterans when he gets out. If he completes treatment and stays clean…

David Foster is truly offensive. Such a horrible pretentious asshole. Yolanda really needs to dump his loser ass. She’s weird in her own way but seems essentially kind and harmless.

David Foster is the worst husband in the Housewives franchise.

Yolanda does have a type. #1 clearly filthy rich and #2 asshole. I mean David Foster is so far up his own ass I can’t believe he doesn’t have to be lead around by the hand.