Please give evidence of Peyton ever being classy on field or off? When he refused to shake hands with the Saints after losing the super bowl to them? When he sent private investigators to the house of someone saying he had drug shipments (which he later admitted was true) to intimidate them?

Peak Manning ball-washing last night was when one Seems or Nantz said how Manning had to suffer through learning the Kubiak offensive system.

And a record breaking NFL season / And out-gained the Broncos. So, um, yeah. Small consolation, sure.

+1 Cory Feldmen

Well, it beats the crap out of Coldplay.

I think a main difference is hand and knee pain won’t lead to former players killing themselves like head trauma has

I think it’s obviously implied to be sucking his own dick.

Not to be a huge downer (which means I’m about to be a downer) but I’m glad they don’t mention what the rumor was.

Granted, a million bucks is nothing for the NFL. But they are having trouble figuring out which municipality they should strong arm into paying it.

+1 Pacific States Dollar

Of course it’s the mythical Holy Grail of sports; it depicts the Kansas City Chiefs playing in a Super Bowl. It’s like the football equivalent of the films in The Man in the High Castle.

“Saying you had sex with Michael Phelps is better than having sex with Michael Phelps.”

There is a bit more to this story — even the pro-life crowd don’t expect it to go anywhere. According to the Orlando Sentinel:

Roundabouts aren’t stupid. in Metro Detroit, every intersection which has had a roundabout replace a signal or a 4-way stop has seen throughput increase (good) and collisions decrease (also good.) Also, for the collisions which do occur (because people are shit drivers but refuse to admit it) the collisions are…

If Brady can run on them for 13 yards lead the offense in rushing yards for the first half, imagine what Cam will do.

Yeah, everytime Peyton gets sacked I think to myself “If that guy can turn his head when he’s 60, I’ll be fuckin surprised”. I think he might literally disintegrate in the 3rd quarter.

I’m not even sure that that’s true with how great Denver played but I know it’d be easier to stomach if we’d been 100%. Oh well, it’s football not ice skating and we were supremely lucky with injuries last year. Great fight, great year, hopefully next year is one game longer.

They’ll probably do alright for the first quarter or half, but I don’t think Old Man Peyton is going to be able to sustain a ton of drives agaisnt that defense, so the Denver D is gonna get worn out. Even if Manning does stay on the field, they’ll still be trying to get to a QB who’s a little more mobile than Brady.

This is going to be a repeat of 2013. The Super Bowl will be over before Coldplay even takes the stage.

The blueprint to beating Tom Brady was a familiar one for anyone who remembers the Giants’ two Super Bowl wins: Get to Brady. Get in his face. Get in his head.