In Russia, blizzard plows you!

Thank you. I don’t live there anymore but folks need to get off their high horses and realize there is a huge difference between driving on snow vs. driving on ice. D.C. is more likely than northern places to be right around freezing so the snow is constantly melting and refreezing. When you’ve got a thin layer of…

DC native. The issue is that zero roads were pretreated and the exhaust turns one inch of snow into ice immediately. The people who waited 5 hours probably only doubled their average commute. Also less than 1% of people have snow tires.

Plus, there’s no city on earth that can handle significant snowfall during rush hour. I’ve seen shit absolutely hit the fan in Buffalo for what would have been a manageable amount of snow if it didn’t all come down at 5pm.

Winter Storm Georgia O’Keefe

This storm should meet my good friend, Florida.

I hate it. There seems to be soooo much more slobber involved than in regular oral and I’m too distracted by sucking cock to enjoy what the guy is doing. Also, asphyxiation by scrotum is not what I want my mother to read on my death certificate. Do not want.

To my memory the last time I did it was in 2001.

It’s worth noting that the Patriots (without Edleman and without Gronk for the end of the game) already had success on this same defense in Denver, scoring 24 points. Also, before Hightower went down in the game, the Patriots’ D was fairly successful at keeping the Denver offense in check.

I don’t understand how any of this helps me make $40/hr working from home using Google.

I, too, regret that you seem to suffer from the cognitive impairment but without ever having had the fun or made the money.

I just moved to Seattle a few years ago, so I was a bit baffled by all of the #12 flags, banners, signs, and jerseys around the city. I figured it out recently, though: the "12" refers to 2012, the year the fanbase was established.

Yeah no shit. Cause it’s cold and there is nothing else to do in Green Bay.

As someone who neither skis nor snowboards, I just really enjoy how much you guys hate each other.

‘Or’?

Pete Carroll is pretty sure that was a false flag.

So a division rival brings an obnoxious flag to the home team’s stadium, abandons it, and everyone is supposed to pretend like it’s some kind of untouchable masterpiece of the human spirit? Give me a break.

If Seth is telling the truth that he was thrown at least 20 feet then we can rule out Peyton Manning as a suspect.

If this woman rooted for any other team, I’m pretty sure she would call Richard Sherman either “uppity” or “thug” every single chance she got.

The whole “we’re more than just fans” / “part of the community” garbage is the biggest scam pro sports have ever pulled on the fans*. The team doesn’t give a crap about you or your community except insofar as you’re a source of revenue. If your children’s-hospital-QB player starts sucking horrifically on the field,…