It is amazing how many aspects of modern life you have to opt out of / otherwise avoid, in order to not feel like quite so much of a product! To start, you have to keep yourself so ignorant of pop culture that you’re almost in a state of grace, and you have to not sign up for anything. But even if you achieve that, if…

2019? Try 2017.

Important takeaway here: even players who can’t make the shitty Dolphins roster can nonetheless shut down Ryan Tannehill.

“Enjoy your practice squad trophy? ... No, I mean it, do you enjoy it? Because I might be there in a couple of years. How is it?”

It looks like Philbin was able to resolve that issue at practice. Tannehill looked a lot more comfortable getting intercepted during the game.

No person of the opposite gender should be allowed in the locker room.

Look, I know we all want to rush to judgment here but I’m guessing that, very reasonably, the man asked what those women were there for and they told him that they were there to cover a professional football team and he, quite rightfully, had to check if the Jaguars qualified.

People get really attached to their ideas, but I tend to agree with you; doubling down on this in such a tone-deaf way sort of lends credibility to the hoax theory.

I have surrounded myself with positive people for 34 years and I don’t plan on changing it now.

This is every bratty teenage/sorority girl saying “We’ll you don’t HAVE to do the underwear halloween parade, but only fat, ugly mean people have a problem with being in their underware in public”.

I imagine they don’t last long and take a beating too, so doutbul I’d find them in a vintage shop... But there must be someone in Brooklyn handcrafting them for $400, right??

Yes, but what you get in that case is the restaurant owner using one employee’s wages to supplement another employee’s wages, just to avoid dipping into their own pockets. Under U.S. law tips are entirely the property of the employee receiving them, something too few owners/managers want to acknowledge. I’m all for…

When servers make big bucks on a busy night, they talk about it.

Your guess? Do you know them?

I love baseball, love, love, love it. I played it with my dad and we always went to games. There’s nothing better than baseball, IMO. I still can’t muster up a fuck to give about these girls taking selfies at a game and having what seems to be a good time. Baseball is a social, fun event. They had races between a hot…

In my experience, a baseball game is something happening in the background while you drink overpriced beer and hang out with your dad. Every so often something happens, but you can usually tell when its about to.

They were participating in a promotion that involved taking selfies put on by the stadium. It had just been announced right before this clip.

Waiter: “I’m sorry Sir, but the policy is clearly printed at the top of the restaurant menu”

I really liked him in 50/50. I thought it was a fairly realistic look at life with cancer that was both sad and funny (obviously at different times), and he delivered a good and sympathetic performance in it. I also really liked Seth Rogen and Anna Kendrick too (and Kendrick I had only vaguely heard of at that time).

I mean, at the high school and college levels, I kinda get it. Boys and girls develop very different bodies so it can be unfair. But at 10- there isn’t enough development to really matter. Prepubescent kids don’t need to be separated for sports.