Someday one of these “open carry” idiots is going to run into a “stand your ground” idiot in some innocent-bystander location. Hopefully they’ll be the only casualties, but I’m not optimistic on that front. To quote Professor Farnsworth, “perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything!’

Yep. Nobody takes extra magazines for a photo shoot. Hell, why even have the gun loaded for pictures?

Well, according to other news reports, he was released to his Commanding Officer, which...means his CO had an interrupted start to the 4th of July weekend.

Nah, he’s a white guy. See if you show up with Kevlar, an assault rifle, and you glow purple under a black light I’m running for my damn life becuase you’re going to kill everyone you can before committing suicide by cop. I say this as one who will also glow purple under a black light, my ass is running.

I always thought it was bullshit that a guy who looks like pink unbaked biscuits got to determine who is the most beautiful woman in the “universe”.

Inb4 someone comes in here to completely misinterpret the constitution and start braying about censorship and the first amendment

“All those gross things he said in public over the last 30 years of his professional life were fine. THIS, however, crossed the line.”

Poor friends? Oh, single-millionaires.

Personally, as a gay man, I believe we should all be herded into camps for our own protection, AND...we should call them Freedom Camps.

I’m sure his black friends are also appalled at all the “rioting and looting” recently.

Definitely the Grim Sexts.

Supreme Court Justices HATE HIM!!!

Narcissisticks

Selfish Sticks? I’m trying that one. Has it been done?

What a weird shit thing to “protest.”

‘Sofia: Unfreeze your daughters, unfreeze your heart.’

I know the name of the selfie stick-offender. Annoying asshat.

Selfie stick? What could go wrong? (Arm extends selfie stick. Stick hits a girder at high speed, is torn out of hand, impales passenger a few cars back)

Yeah I don’t get this. It’s fucked up if they tell girls things like they can’t wear crop tops cause it distracts boys, but just saying that everyone has to wear a shirt that completely covers their stomach doesn’t sound unreasonable or sexist.

Yeah, I think that’s a little bit ridiculous. Busty girls will most always have cleavage flashing, unless you wear a crew neck. That’s way different from wearing bralettes and crop tops to school.