He was thinking “so this is what it feels like.”

A) it’s Harvard Square that’s probably not the first time that’s happened to that pigeon.

Since I work evenings I normally roll into my polling place in the middle of the day so it only takes me about five seconds to vote. This year I stood in a long-ass line for early voting because I am just so done.

I think you are looking for Sebastian Janikowski 6'1 265 career long 63 yards. Too bad he had to languish on a shitty Raiders team throughout his 20s and now 30s, he would have been a legend (he is still very good, though, and the Raiders are less terrible).

You know my first reaction to hearing stories like yours is to fantasize about how it couldn’t happen to me. I think, oh, that’s terrible, I would have slapped his hand away and said something like “hey, stop touching me.” Then I remember that time on a crowded train when I let a dude rub his dick on me until I got to…

Maybe? Much like Homer Simpson, I like stories and will repeat myself from time to time. I also might not be the only person thinking this.

I want her to smack the mic out of his hand and say “that’s not how the government works, that’s not how any of this works at all.”

It’s that the percentage of psychopaths in their base is so high they’re stuck. If they support him they’re supporting a monster if the dump him the base in the district they’ve gerrymandered will dump them (did you hear the way they booed Paul Ryan?). I’m guessing statewide officials (senators and governors) are…

Seriously, I’m a little worried he’s going to punch her on live TV. His supporters would still say she got off easy because she should be in jail.

Back in the primaries, there was a part of me that was wondering if this was some kind of long con by the Clintons or the DNC to get the GOP to run the worst candidate ever, then there was another little part of me that was wondering if Trump really knew what was doing and was just playing us all for suckers, but…

Sniffles McPacey Fake-Charity III put this out?

I’m in MA as well. Normally I just watch Netflix however New Hampshire attack ads are the price I have to pay for being a Pats fan.

Bingo.

This isn’t the this isn’t the first crazy pants election we have had. If Hillary wins this will be exactly the paragraph that shows up in high school history texts:

Fair enough, you probably do more cardio than I do (what I do is more anaerobic). I think I do more than Trump, though.

At 116/70 this dude’s blood pressure is lower than mine (118/70) and I’m a professional acrobat! (120/80 is considered good, btw). His health is definitely “astonishing”

Believe it. I do a family juggling show and I’ve had it happen. Outdoors. During the day. With children watching. There really are men this shitty in the world.

This is such a boring heckle. I do a family type show and I don’t even deal with this one anymore. I stop what I’m doing, drop my character (which is sort of sweet and charming) turn my mic away from my face, go right up to the dude with an icy stare and say “Get out. Just. Go. Right now. Bye” I don’t banter, I don’t…

I don’t understand this mentality. I grew up in Florida, which is full of people who were driven from their homes, some of them locked up and tortured by an oppressive dictatorship. I understand visiting a country with a shitty government because it’s beautiful and the local people aren’t at fault for their…

Dude, I know right? I had a ten day contract in Kuwait and some of the dudes I was working with were trying to figure out how to get booze. Holy fuck guys, it is TEN days and this is a dry country. Also the Middle East. Sure it’s not Iran and Kuwait is a US ally but you don’t know the the number to the consulate, do…