This is such a boring heckle. I do a family type show and I don’t even deal with this one anymore. I stop what I’m doing, drop my character (which is sort of sweet and charming) turn my mic away from my face, go right up to the dude with an icy stare and say “Get out. Just. Go. Right now. Bye” I don’t banter, I don’t…

I don’t understand this mentality. I grew up in Florida, which is full of people who were driven from their homes, some of them locked up and tortured by an oppressive dictatorship. I understand visiting a country with a shitty government because it’s beautiful and the local people aren’t at fault for their…

Dude, I know right? I had a ten day contract in Kuwait and some of the dudes I was working with were trying to figure out how to get booze. Holy fuck guys, it is TEN days and this is a dry country. Also the Middle East. Sure it’s not Iran and Kuwait is a US ally but you don’t know the the number to the consulate, do…

Apparently the going rate is 600.

Ungreyed. The world must know.

This dude lacked sufficient whimsy. You dodged a bullet.

I have also needed to provide scanned copies of my passport to producers in other countries as part of the visa process. This is a normal thing.

A very close friend of mine also has the same first name and we will spend hours going back and forth:

I dated someone with the same name once. I thought it was really funny. Everyone called us “the Ja(y)nes”. I was never really a problem unless we were standing next to each other and someone wanted one our our attentions.

Bagpipes win. Not only are they annoying, they also kill all other street performers for the entire block. There’s an old joke that every street performer knows: what’s the difference between bagpipes and an onion? No one cries when you cut open bagpipes.

Fair enough on the difference between policy and law but as a trans woman who has watched my friends go through the humiliation of having to use a single stall bathroom in their workplace, I would bet a significant sum of money on them not letting him use the men’s room without a court order which would mean another…

They passed a law targeting one person. They won’t let this guy pee in a men’s room unless ordered by a court.

That won’t work because the school is insisting he use the bathroom of his “biological” sex, they already know what it is and they’ve already shown themselves to be complete assholes so even if he’s legally male they’ll still force him to use the wrong bathroom. The NC law is the same. Fuck all of these shitbags. Fuck…

nah. A full sized person is generally too much work for an alligator* especially one that size. They kill by drowning and they don’t like to attack out of they water. They also don’t chew so they prefer smaller things like fish, ducks and small dogs. Toddlers are also kind of in the size range. They also don’t run far…

Intellectually, I get that. I have always tried to be understanding of people who don’t do the right thing in stressful situations but you always like to think that you’re different, you know? That you’re savvy and you’ll know how to handle yourself when the time comes.

I always thought I was the speak up type. I am known for being independent, assertive and not taking shit. When I lived out West, people often described me as intimidating (they’re very soft people out there). But, one day I was on a very crowded train and this dude kept bumping up against me with his erection. I…

Don’t know you the people are going to rise up and demand that congress take action? You know, the people the ones who couldn’t get him a majority of the Dem vote are going to have so much clout with congress that they will pass sweeping reforms. Basically:

I even made bell bottoms by cutting a slit in thrift store jeans and sewing a triangle piece of fabric in them. My favorite was cow pattern. I honestly still wear flare jeans (but only with a slight flare) because they make my ass look great. Also, I have very, very thin ankles and skinny jeans give me a weird shape.

Yup. That’s why I don’t trust Bernie supporters to lead the revolution. If Bernie did win, the second he compromised on any of their pet positions he’d be on the shit list too.

Exactly. When people talk about the Brussels and Paris attacks as evidence that gun control doesn’t work, they’re missing the point that those attacks were highly planned and coordinated by a terror cell. Not just some angry dude who went to a store. I mean, a store. A legal place of business. Just walked in and got…