6. Jealous of his success/won’t survive without him.

This video of her at NYU made the rounds a few years ago. It’s clear that she’s been good for a long time and all the weird shit she does is her enjoying the talent she’s developed over the years.

I’m also surprised that so many people are surprised she’s talented. I mean, there are a lot of people (Kiss) who use gimmicks to hide their lack of talent, but there are others who work their asses off to develop a high level of talent then decide to take those skills and do whatever they want with them. Same goes…

I like it both ways. They seem like such a great match whatever the nature of their relationship.

And what about black on black crime????

Legit. Like, you don’t get to just do it for a day. Also, for actual tran people, locker rooms are THE WORST.

It’s weird, but every time I watch that movie I get a little dust in my eye. Don’t know how that happens, I try to keep the place clean.

That sounds really cool. I love seeing them but it wouldn’t be a good idea to hop in a hang out with a wild one, so I just sit on my parents’ deck and watch them chomp on leaves until they move on down the river.

My experience was similar. We were water skiing in the intercoastal and I was waiting for the boat to come back and get me after I’d fallen and like three of them went right by me. I’d never felt so small in my life. It was a very cool experience but they are huge and made of pure muscle. Seeing them go by makes you…

This was the sign I meant. Kinja kinjaed it the first time.

The fact that this needs to be a law is incredibly disappointing. But then again this is Florida, a state where this sign is necessary.

Manatees regularly swim down the canal behind my parents’ house. I love to sit and watch them poke their snouts out of the water to munch on leaves. I think they super rad and incredibly adorable but they’re also way bigger than people think. I would probably be a little freaked out if one swam by me but I wouldn’t…

And yet the fact that “Under God” remains in the Pledge of Allegiance was not part of their lawsuit.

I’m playing Boston. Packman and the ghosts are continually lost and it’s impossible to make the turn you need to get where you’re going. It’s exactly like driving in Boston.

I would only give canned noncommittal responses, too, if that was the asshole asking the questions. Seriously, why would any athlete or coach give a sincere answer to a sports writer's question? There is no payoff. The questions are unoriginal and uninspired and you know the story is going to be written by that guy.

Oh yeah, and one time I got arrested for making a wrong turn and not having my license on me (I was just trying to repark my car and didn't think I'd need it) was informative. The cops treated me like a total scumbag for about half an hour (because it was late and only scumbags and drunks are out late at night) until…

Wait, THIS Supreme Court ruled in favor of a worker!? Well, shit on my nose, I did not see that one coming.

Thanks! Honestly, most of my opions come from Fresh Air, This American Life and Radiolab stories about police reform, watching casually racist family remembers justify the racist things they say while still not feeling like they are racists and seeing how easy it is for people change the way they see the word once…

That's true, but even still, it's been possible for major police departments like Las Vegas and Philadelphia to dramatically reduce police shootings and particular shootings of unarmed people through improved training and better community relations but it takes a serious commitment to culture change. One that a lot of…

Oh yeah, revenue generation and pressure from the top to make crime stats look good, go hand and hand to fuel the mentality that separates officers from citizens. When you're under pressure to write as many tickets as possible, it's easy to start looking at everyone as a potential criminal. Once a police officer…