"Project Veritas would never do anything that we believe would incite violence against police officers. Anyone suggesting otherwise is clearly unfamiliar familiar with our body of work."

Because, he's busy telling me that I don't deserve to have a family of my own, that I would be a bad influence on children, that being raised in a heterosexual household is the best option, that it shouldn't even be legal for me to be married, yet his kid's perfect-before-the-lord heterosexual upbringing didn't stop…

I am totally envious of their voices and lack of facial hair

I think that depends on how broadly they define clergy. It seems like the part about allowing judges and ex-judges to issue certificates was struck from the final bill but "other ecclesiastical dignitary of any denomination" could be very broad and could include secular humanists and other atheist groups. However,…

I asked her about it once. She's the one doing the parading. She feels very strongly about it. Whether she changes her mind in the future has yet to be seen, but for now, it's something she really wants to be doing.

I've worked with kids her age, it's better than it was for us, but not as easy as it seems from the outside looking in.

I think forcing people to use intermediaries is exactly the point. If the courts are going to make them recognize same sex marriages, they'd rather go through this whole convoluted mess, risk legal action, and messy unintended consequences, rather than force clerks to do the ceremony. It's a lot of energy for such a…

They're still murdering murderers. Also, native birds and mammals are much cooler than house cats, which are essentially invasive pests. Fact.

Let's be honest, even house cats are murderous little shits. They suck up to humans for food and shelter but when the people are gone, they fill their days with murder, murder, and murder. They have decimated bird populations to the point of endangering species (especially on islands like NZ). The point is: never…

Posting that gif reminded me how amazeballs No Doubt was in its prime. I am now rocking the out to Tragic Kingdom. Fuck yeah, 90's nostalgia—10million degree summer days, awkward groping, baggy pants, street skating, being chased by cops and security guards—my day is going great now. Thanks Family Research council!

Well, there's my nightmare for tonight. That will teach me to check Jezebel one last time before I go to sleep.

I'm not upset by this either and I haven't heard from that many Pats fans who are. We know Belichick is our coach. We all knew what we were getting when we go Revis. One of my favorite things about Belichick is how well he plays the cap.

Now you're just making me miss home.

It was 40 degrees today and the sun set at seven. Today was the best day.

Marry me.

An alligator on bath salts eating the face of a coked out python while rednecks on air boats tried to poke them with sticks—that would be peak Florida.

I grew up during the Lawton Childs era. I knew it was all over when buddy McKay lost to Jeb Bush.

She doesn't buy it, she left the north after college and hasn't looked back. You also lose perspective when you're there. Whenever I bring it up she responds by saying crazy bad stuff happens everywhere. I'm like, that's true (I mean, this happened) but, we don't have Stand Your Ground, it's not legal for people in…

Mom to me after latest blizzard: It was 70 here today.