All of them are really nice guys and supper talented. That trick is bonkers though. I can see how it works but I'm never going to try it.

I have a friend who is very good at knife throwing. His partner can catch a flaming knife out of the air before it hits the target. It's worth seeing:

I never understand why people feel so free to say horrible things when they think you're on their side. Like that's a huge leap to make with a stranger. This one time I told a dude (a complete stranger) that part of my job involved comedy, so he decided to tell me a joke that he found funny, a crazy racist joke. When…

It's mind blowing the shit people will say to you when there are no POC around. Like dude (almost always a dude), how do you know I don't have a black boyfriend, brother/sister-in-law or am just not a shitty person like you?

do you have a newsletter?

Maybe after talking to the guy and determining he's not a threat, they could, you know, just let him walk away? The situation was over, no one was hurt, no arrests were made, the only reason to shove him was show that they're tough guys. Maybe if they didn't do petty shit like this, people would have more respect for…

Apparently the guy who choked Eric Garner had multiple civilian complaints against him. They didn't even seem to factor into the investigation.

Jamie Foxx and Quvenzahane make up for her.

No. She was especially bad.

It was nearly unbearable. Super over the top cartoonish—even for a kids movie—and a pretty weak voice. She did have one good song with Bobby Cannavale, but it didn't make up for the rest of the film.

I really enjoyed the movie. The signing wasn't super strong and Cameron Diaz was awful, like really really awful, but Quvezhane Wallis was adorable as Annie. It started slow but really got moving once Jamie Foxx came on screen. Quvezhane and Jamie's interactions were great.

It's possible. His weight is resting on her shoulders, he's also supporting himself with his legs on her hips. She's supporting him with her hands under his butt, but her elbows are locked in at her sides on top of his legs, so she's supporting him with her skeleton and not as much with her muscles. It's pretty…

Agreed. I've been using the ladies room for over a decade without a sideways glance but I would be willing to take a couple of trips to the other side to help these assholes understand exactly what it is they mean when they write these bills.

Why do people have to be assholes? Seriously? Fayetteville is the best city in Arkansas and outsiders have to go in and rile everyone up. Plan B: go to the Duggars home town and pee next to every male member of their family. If they object, I'll just look over and say, hey, this was your idea.

You know what, fuck it. I'm going to Fayetteville and I'm going to make it my personal mission to take a piss standing uncomfortably close to every male politician that supported this measure.

now I am so glad I didn't make it that far into that book. Thank you.

He makes me want to kill my eyeballs. The turgid, heavy descriptions—smash me in the head with a hammer, please.

I don't like ginger beer. Too sharp. It's lemonade, coke, or nothing, for me.

My favorite is to mix it with lemonade. It's not a common drink at a bar, but it's good. I think decent bourbons (Maker's Mark, Bulleit, and Knob Creek) are good for both mixed drinks and sipping. If you're dropping more money, you'll probably just want to sip (maybe with ice) because otherwise what's the point of…

The Jacksonville defense is basically touchdown Santa Claus.