For years I've been asking them to stop writing, sometimes I've been really nice, sometimes I've been really mean. It doesn't seem to matter so sometimes I snark back to entertain myself.

I will take that a step further and say that TV people are the worst. You basically sell your soul when you get in the production business.

you don't make money hula hooping, you make money performing. Not everyone who can hula hoop can put together a professional act.

This bullshit is pretty common in the industry especially with TV people. They think pretty much everybody is dying to get on TV. America's got talent calls me at least once or twice a year. Not because I'm a big shot, but because they are trawling for whoever they can find. They're like "you get a free trip to LA."…

Maybe Bono could write them a song? Do You Even Know What Equality Means? Might not be as catchy as Do They Know It's Christmas Over There? But it'd be less racist.

Two thoughts:

In my old neighborhood (it doesn't happen so much where I live now) they did more than ask me to smile; they'd ask me to get in. I used to walk to the grocery store greasy haired, in unwashed sweat pants and an over-sized sweatshirts (there is no one at the Safeway that I'm trying to impress) and let's be honest, I'm…

I camp for breakfast all the time, but I always eat between the rushes, pay early (I get the same thing every time so I usually just put the money out when I finish eating) and never take a four top to myself.

I usually wear tennis shoes that slip on and off and throw my sweater in my carry on before I go through. I keep my liquids, and laptop in my messenger bag so all I have to do is open the flap pop out my liquids and laptop, slip off my shoes plop everything on the conveyor belt and walk through. Easy, peazy, done. I…

Thanks to the advent of EasyJet and Ryan Air and the crash of the US dollar, roving bands of English chavs have far surpassed Americans as Europe's shittiest tourists.

This is exactly what I do. I've had three trips of over 20 hours this year (six really, if you count the return flight) and somewhere between hour ten and 15 you just start to get gross. I always sit on the aisle so once we're a few hours in I grab my sweats and comfy shirt from the front pocket of my carry on (that…

He was going there with a bunch of other guys after they had a fundraiser at hamburger Mary's.

They had just left hamburger Mary's. He was going to the wrangler with a group of other guys after a fundraiser. So, he didn't just decide to go there by himself.

Perceived gender variance is covered under the antidiscrimination law. Being dressed as a drag queen, counts as gender variants.

Perceived gender variance is clearly covered under the antidiscrimination law this is not nitpicking.

Exactly, this is a bear bar, it's not going to be overrun by femmes anytime soon because that's not the vibe of the place. If a few more feminine gay men come in from time to time with friends or even just to hang out, there's no reason to be an asshole to them.

Gender identity is part of the anti-discrimination ordinance in Denver so they couldn't get away with denying him entry based on him being dressed as a woman and having been to this bar, they weren't going to get anywhere by claiming he was dressed in a way that was 'inappropriate' or 'too revealing'...

This is a bar where women are not allowed to buy bracelets when they have beer busts (buy a bracelet and drink as much beer as you want during a certain period). I volunteered to serve beer at one of the beer busts as part of a fundraiser and I cannot even begin to tell you how many times I had my ass and even my…

To be fair, that one was kind of a soft ball. Although, aside from the way she looks, the way she talked about gender also sounded a little like someone who was hedging—trying to find a way to express themselves while also holding on to what they already had.

We can smell our own kind.