All of us who ever wanted to do something with our lives left Florida when we got the chance. I do miss the palm trees but not the fuckery.

Oh man, I've been told that before. I just can't...even...

My dad is the kind of guy who would post one of these memes and say "see, you liberals think you're so great, but you ignore the real stories". I try to avoid TV news at all costs, however my dad loves to watch it during dinner (often Fox, but sometimes the local "if it bleeds, it leads" station). Whenever I go home…

Yes, yes, it helps a lot. I've been standing right next to trans people who are getting treated poorly, while get treated normally. You have no idea how often I've been told that I'm: "not what we expected", "not like them", etc...

A) thank you that cleared a lot of things up for me.

I think the main reason it bugs me is that I actually had my hair really short for a long time and now that it's at my shoulders I think of it as longer (technically medium length) and definitely not a bob. Stupid media imposing it's labels on my hair's identity. Did they ever consider how my hair would feel?

Yeah, I've been really confused since this became a thing because I've always associated the bob hair cut with the definition of bob that means to cut something short and then tie it off in a bunch (like you can with rope or a horse's tail) so the 40's and 50's version of the haircut always made sense to me. Thanks…

I know, right? What's wrong with "shoulder length" or "above the Shoulders? Maybe it's just my background, but still think of anything that can be comfortably pulled back as variations on long hair. My hair is shoulder length and heavily layered, but it still feels like a substantial amount of hair.

Okay, can someone clarify this for me? I know we've talked about this before, but does bob just mean above the shoulders now? Is this something that has changed or has that always been the definition? I thought it was supposed to be around chin length and usually curled under, rather than out.

I was kind of chuckling along to myself until that line, then I straight lost it. Well played. Well played indeed.

YOUR GOVERNMENT SUCKS SO MUCH THEY PROBABLY AREN'T EVEN RECORDING THIS CONVERSATION

From the Guardian article:

I'm going to keep trying to find it. During the original run I only caught a few episodes here an there was wasn't overwhelmed, but the I found the pilot really engaging and I I think I'll give the entire series a shot now.

Their webpage says they have both seasons, but they really only have the pilot up.

A) How has John Stamos not aged since Full House? Is it the blood of virgins or just good moisturizer (or moisturizer made from the blood of virgins)?

It would be nice if they could set up a distribution deal for the original show with Netflix or Amazon Prime. I saw part of a couple of episodes when it originally aired, but never got sucked in. I'm curious about the series after hearing my friends talk about it and I might be interested in the movie, but not so…

I love to lie around the house naked (or just in underwear). The more that I can avoid pants, the better my quality of life.

She is so so so so funny. I'm really good at separating artists from their work and not getting crazy celebrity crushes, but I want to be her best friend forever and ever.

I think her weight did fluctuate during her career, but mostly I think MM as a "normal sized woman" is a narrative that people want to believe.

We can be chill, right? Not just weirdos and victims.