Remove Texas and Florida and look at the numbers again.

Welcome to the left. Conform or get your label.

This. The false equivalencies this cycle were amazing.

I remember his 15 minutes with the Bears when he was “misunderstood” and “deserved a second chance” and “fuck it, we are really bad at football and he is really good at football so hopefully he won’t do it again or at least won’t get caught and what do you mean he already did it again?”

Not as good as Yaya Toure hitting the little girl.

Should have learned from this lady.

How do you explain same sex marriage then? Esp. When two men get married, is that the result of them getting the idea of marriage drilled into them since birth?

Have you noticed that catcalling and street harassment are often framed as an absolutely universal experience for all women? “If you’re alive and female this is the constant background static of your life”. I’ve had guys on the street yell at me twice, once was when I was a teenager and they were asking my friends…

I think that paints a cynical view...not entirely inaccurate, but I don’t view my marriage as being foisted upon me by oppressive tradition. I got married because I found a man that I love, respect, and am of the belief that these feelings are reciprocal. I’m not his property as a human being, nor is he mine...but…

As others have said, I truly love most of this piece and like most women, can identify with most of your experiences and feelings — in one way or another, it’s the shared journey of womankind, sadly.

What I do take issue with, and forgive me if I’m simply misinterpreting your words or the meaning behind them, is that…

Anyone who finishes this whole piece has a stronger stomach than I do.

Trump Supporter: My penis doesn’t work and I can’t bend over to tie my shoes. I haven’t challenged myself mentally in 25 years and loud sounds frighten me. This is all the fault of people who write poop jokes on the internet.

Which brings up an interesting corollary question. Would you intentionally try to tear your acl for $30 million?

As long as they’re checking Hernandez’s tatts, they should look to see if he has one of his prison’s blueprints.

Why?

This was my personal top sports moment of the year, bar none.

Good thing he didn’t blow high enough for Pants-Shitting Drunk (0.25 BAC) or even worse, Former Child Star Drunk (0.30 BAC), the punishment would be a lot more severe.

<I> STOP?! <I>  Who said anything bout stopping? Y’all want me to pour you guys one?

can you really be charged with failing to obey a police officer when you’re just waking up from sleeping at an intersection after being ultra hammered

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