Stop saying we. I watch college football. I understand that Tom Brady is really good at what he does. You don't represent every football fan in the northeast.

They were busted week 1 of the 2007 season. They went on to win 17 more games that season alone. They have been to 4 AFC championship games and 2 Super Bowls since being busted for recording their opponents. They've won plenty of things since then, just not any Super Bowls. There are 25 other teams that have not won…

They've won a butt-ton of games, including all of their regular season games that one seaOH MY GOD I HATE MYSELF, WHY MUST I DEFEND THIS TEAM ALWAYS.

"If my team had three rings, I would skip around my neighborhood naked all day long, throwing cupcake sprinkles at everyone." My team has six rings and we're not allowed to talk about it or else we get the same shitty History Channel joke. Rooting for a team without a Super Bowl ring is very underrated.

so that long rectangle thing is not a basepath?

If your girlfriend sons you, you sheepishly laugh it off then keep it moving. If your girlfriend ethers you, you quit your job and end up on the Deadspin front page.

"For the record, I am no snooper. It's just not my style. I was only curious, just wondering what he'd been up to. I have nothing to hide and assumed he didn't either."

Sooooo... A snooper?

He's a shit bag for cheating and there is a whole coach/teacher/person of authority issue with the student (though, lets not get…

Lurking in the background: Friar Santa Claus.

For the record, if you went through his phone to see what he was up to when he was not around, you are the very definition of a snoop, meaning that it is "your style."

What a weird way to announce to the world that you have no self-esteem and terrible taste in men.

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This may seem like a tangent, but bear with me.

Greg, I appreciate a fresh perspective on this conversation. As a white dude though, I struggle with how to deal with this.
If I say "my nigga" even as a term respect or brotherhood or congratulations, it is not going to be received the same way as if another black man or women says it. Moreover, it is fine to say…

Black people aren't immune to context. Our company dictates our vernacular. Don't like it? I wouldn't say it to you. Around my niggas, tho'...

Regardless of how you pronounce it, whether it be with the er at the end or the arguably more colloquial a, it's safe to say we'll never see another Derek Jeter.

The other thing no one is talking about when they talk about all this is that the NFL doesn't give a shit about anything but PR. The fact that every sports show in the country is talking about the NFL in February is a win now, a little superficial placating to the corn pone fans who want to know their blood sport is…

Fast-forward to a year from now. Drake is slated for the cover of Rolling Stone, but Clint Eastwood dies that week. Drake is bumped for a picture of 2 empty chairs.

I imagine Ryan Lochte just randomly showing up in the Olympic village trying to pull some hot Finnish ass.

FUNG-WAAAAAAAH!

If she just came to this country she might not be aware of these services.