Hmm. Not enough denigration of the team's fans or surrounding area. I'll have to pass.

Next week better be hollandaise sauce so I can benedict the hell outta these poached eggs.

Golden era?!? You do realize this is the same era Lady GaGa and Justin Beiber exist, right? Now there are some good music out there, you just have to dig. Unlike previous generations when the "pop" music was the Beatles or the Moody Blues, now whoa do we have?

Todd Haley ends all team meetings with "Try not to fag it up out there today."

Todd Haley did all of his Christmas shopping for his family at Walgreens at 9:45 p.m. on December 24. His nine year old boy got a notepad and a bottle of "Just for Men."

Todd Haley takes conference calls on speakerphone while in the movie theater.

Todd Haley has a fake military ID just for the free bloomin' onions at Outback Steakhouse.

Todd Haley hates the phrase "two in the pink, one in the stink". His reason, "the math is all wrong, bro"

Todd Haley has written multiple fan letters to Vin Diesel.

Todd Haley has never rewound a VHS tape.

I think I prefer this to Jason Garrett's version:

GRIERSONLEITCH