So angry at the Lions man. Fuck that organization for doing this to Barry too. Not even a fan of an NFC team

Yeah we must be missing a joke here right?

Nice joke, but didn't he win a ring with the redskins as a starter? For some reason I thought he played for the Broncos too, but not sure whether or not he was there to block for Terrell Davis

Awesome. The vicious shot block is my favorite sports play. Thanks for sharing

Pretty cool that you’re able to write in this position! Kidding aside though I was thinking about how AIM might have been the apex of social media when I clicked on this. It actually enhanced the way I compose thoughts and my personal relationships. Can’t say that about any platform since.

Can you get arrested for this? I think people who do this should get arrested.

The person responsible for this is an asshole.

Did anyone else notice how Miller and Ware were timing the fuck out of the silent snap count? Even with all the injuries that’s something conceivably avoidable, and my guess is that he wasn’t able to give BB & co good enough answers during and after the game as to why it was happening. O Dante, wherefore art thou...

You know what, it probably was a fluke. I’ve never seen this move before nor even heard of it being conceptualized, and to practice it enough to pull off on cue like that would be worthy of Barcelona contract on the spot. If he meant to do it, he would have immediately taken off running as if it were a regular meg…

Both Ali-Liston fights (not just the second one) were fixed. Friend of Deadspin Charles Farrell nonchalantly dropped that bomb on a recent podcast, claiming to know particulars.

2014: Solder - LT, Connolly - LG, Stork - C, Wendell - RG, Vollmer - RT

Assuming you aren’t being sarcastic this line of thought is erroneous. The esports core audience isn’t the group of non-gamers with ESPN subscription fees forced into their monthly cable bills. They’re folks watching these tournaments via live or archived twitch/YT streams. IMO audiences will only get smaller from…

See, I’d be with you if this were, like, Tallahassee, or Jackson, or Athens. But DC gets 22 inches of snow on average. This isn’t like the climate of Hoth transporting itself into these people’s lives with less frequency than Haley's comet. Come the fuck on. Thank you for doing this Jalopnik

That’s also not surprising because this website gives the Pats more shit than they do any other team. They delight in poking fun at the franchise, so fans give them crap about it. Seahawks fans could easily be number one had DS published as many negative stories

Who’s the best white rapper? Who’s the best rapper on staff? My pick and guess are Mac Miller and Leslie

Who’s the best White rapper these days? For my money it’s Mac Miller. That movies with the sound off album is excellent.

Thank you so much for writing this. Stop coddling these people.

Honestly, storms like this are only “life and death” situations when they happen without warning, ie 2 inches were forecast and then 24 fall. That’s when people get stranded on the highway and run out of supplies at home. If the heat goes out for two days, your house isn’t going to turn into the summit of Mount…

When it snows, you sit inside, drink warm things, and entertain yourself. If the power goes out, you use flashlights and lanterns. When it stops snowing, you go outside and shovel. Usually people do those things without encountering death, right?

Can someone explain how two feet of snow equate to “life and death implications”? Do they not have roofed, insulated houses in DC?