God, Haravilla’s dad. The existence of Browns fans is so fucking tragic. They’re like starving kids in Africa or people unfortunate enough to sleep in doorways and bridges; of course you’re aware, but life has a way of preoccupying you enough to still be devastated when you see someone without adequate clothing or…

Is there a reason why DS staffers don’t appear on Deadcasts? One thing that’s pretty cool about the Postbourgie podcast is that 85% percent of their episodes are with writers after their feature level pieces are published. For example, I enjoyed reading Joel Anderson’s story about Michael Sam’s father, and it was…

Thank you all so much for working so hard so that I don’t have to work at all while I’m at work.

Good call. Tiebreaker until 5th set win by two is perfect for that sport. My favorite was Courier-Rusedski in the 99 Davis Cup.

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B-b-b-but Albert, #ALLRULESMATTER! It doesn’t matter whether or not the rule he broke was of any consequence or competitive significance, he broke a rule and that makes him a CHEATER!

Hypocrites. All of you

With less evidence than presented in this article, the NFL fined the Patriots a million dollars, took away 2 draft picks, and suspended their QB for 4 games. Again, with less evidence than presented in this article. You (or at least the NFL) need to be pissed.

Ungray this immediately

When I first clicked on this article, I immediately scrolled to see whether or not Butler's interception made the list. Were it not here, I was fully prepared to write up my own entry and leave it here in the comments. I encourage you to do the same.

Also both mattresses? I'm thinking prostitute fecal freak action...

It’s entirely possible and in-character that the NFL planted false info to get feelers on popular opinion. If you’re like me and facing an opponent rostering OBJ in the finals, voice your displeasure!

What about the spider tattoo and hand sign?

Because compared to us other people are simpletons :)

June birthdays suck. You are among the youngest in your grade growing up, and no one is around for the birthday parties (not having a birthday during a college semester is trash.) You basically end up not giving a shit about the concept of your birthday being an important day. There’s also a 70% chance you’re a…

100% chance they were from the Bronx

Plus you have to peel the garlic either way, which requires a knife and cutting board, which you’re going to have to wash anyway, so why not use one setup to accomplish the whole task? I find that it can take less time to mince garlic than to peel it. If the press somehow diced AND peeled at the same time, then it…

Plus you have to peel the garlic either way, which requires a knife and cutting board, which you’re going to have to…

You really should repost the spades rules here as well. If money is involved, don’t play under any circumstances.

“Worship” is a bit strong. The guy benched Richard Seymour for skipping a practice to go visit a dying family member, and told Darrelle Revis’ mom that she couldn’t attend the ring ceremony banquet after she flew all the way to Boston. It also took him way too long to abandon a defensive scheme that was most effective…