Dude, you put way too much emotion into this. It's a friggin' commercial. Nothing more. Nothing less.

How about the $150-250 charge for extra keys? I need at least 4 keys (the wife and I have our primary sets and spare sets) instead of the standard two and because of the stupid security chips the keys are stupid expensive. It really makes me glad my truck doesn't have one of those fancy key fobs.

The keys for my 1998 Grand Prix would open my 2005 Silverado, however, it would not turn the ignition. Neither keys were chipped. The Silverado key also worked all the locks in the Grand Prix, except for the trunk pass through.

All body kits are offensive.

Nothing looks good with rust on it. Rust = Junk. Sure, the rusted can sometimes be rehabbed, but, until it is fixed it is junk.

I CAN drive a manual, but, I don't enjoy it. I'm sick of the attitude that one is not a true gearhead if they don't enjoy manuals. Unless I ever find myself in the position to buy a sports car, I'll stick with my automatics. Thankfully, my Sierra was not available with a manual transmission.

To make this even funnier, the guy with the FSC tat is Asian.