I was fired for being friends with my co-workers & “breeding too friendly a culture”, which really meant “we’re afraid you’re all gossips & talking about management behind backs, someone’s got to go to scare the rest into compliance". It worked. Now I work alone from home & hate my career.

My family consists of 3 daughters & 4 grand-daughters, none of whom have grandpa's last name. We still all refer to ourselves as the "(redacted) clan"!

I got Ruckus! I’m not having kids, but I sorta like it.

I've always wanted my secret room to look like the inside of Jeannie's Bottle!

Guys, I should have read the comments before I voted. This is my real vote!

Yes. I do this too, & I live in Chicago.

Same here!

MoGlo, I have been a Jez reader for about 10 years now, & I just want to tell you this is one of my fave posts ever. I can't wait to read all you have to say about the upcoming election season. I've loved following your journey thus far as a writer! Chicago misses you.

Simon Cowell is the perfect example. See yesterday's episode of ELLEN. Took up half a sofa with his arms & legs. His hair remained a butt part.

DITTO!

Thank you Lindy! The very last scene...I actually smacked myself in the face because I GOT IT OMG!

The dingleberries! 16 year old cat w/ no tail. Also super-sensitive ears. I wonder if ears are related to tail?

Can we get a whole post on this female oddity? What's up with that?

Ge.Al.Lo? time for bed.

But Dodai, it's a GAL!!!

MoGlo! please move back to Chicago. You are my spirit animal.

Etsy! Make it happen!

Don't forget about sharks. The sharknado could actually happen!

My Sweet Audrina was my favorite! I read all of the VC Andrews books obsessively one summer. I've never been the same!

ME!