This truck is so exciting!!!! [If you never, ever want to know the touch of a woman again.]

Has society really gotten sooo lazy that we don’t even notice when people complain about having to put a key inside of a lock? “OMG the extra effort takes away from my Candy Crush time! Instead of pushing a key into a lock I want to press a button with my thumb! That’s what I am good at! Have you seen what level I am…

Don’t be racist. Is there robot racism? Robism. I just trademarked that. $5 every time you say it. Or are it. Don’t be a robist! (Also trademarked. )

I completely disagree. It’s witty, packed with a great team, rom-com-ish, and cuddly. Put your balls away and take your mother to go see this movie dammit, she deserves a little chick-flick time with her boy - as a mom I would love it!!

I wish Deadpool’s suit was made by the same manufacturers of the birthday suit. And it played 24 hours a day in a small window at the bottom of my screen at work. Sure, every now and then Betty white could pop up and say something foul for giggles, but right back to the all Ryan all the time channel.

Isn’t Giomeshi on trial for this exact thing?

To quote myself:

Well, now you do. Apology accepted.

This is so gross. When I was young I didn’t understand the ramifications of the law, but I was scared to death of my parents. They never spanked me, but the threat was enough. If this post gets approved I’m sure I am starting a war here, but timeouts are a joke and the removal of electronics “punishes” my son into…

Faith in humanity ..... restored. Yes. This is THAT great of news. What do you want? I'm nearing 40.

Did she also find a set of keys to a Rav4 beside some shoes on the floor? (That was for the Steven Avery fans.)

I cant see the wagon making a comeback. SUVS used to guzzle gas and be scary. No-one wanted one. Now the Mitsubishi RVR is better on gas than a Lancer and every soccer mom and yoga fanatic wants a crossover or an SUVS. It feels as if the wagon is a step backwards, unless they are going to make them like they used to.…

Wait. What? The ghost busters are girls now? This is a travesty! Bill Murray and friends....you walk your old asses out on that set and show me some ghost bustin’. Change NOT approved.