Buyers of this kind of vehicle care much more about the badge than the platform. The Cayenne is a fancy Volkswagen, after all.

Why does SsangYong need a new design language? What was wrong with the old one?

How is it even possible to hate Porsches enough to do this to one?

My mom had an Intrepid in that color. I never could decide if I liked it...

Dear Russian guy: please put flamethrowers in the portholes. Sincerely, Everyone.

Enzo? Meh, it would just get wrecked anyway. Diablo? Who cares. The Nasca probably belongs in a museum anyway... wait, is that an F40? Okay, now I'm pissed.

A Daewoo Lanos... if you call that "winning".

There are a few of these around here still in good shape. My guess is that they're condo cars owned by part-time residents. Not bad-looking cars in the late-80's early-90's mold.

Kia Amanti. The only problem in forgetting about them is the fresh hell you experience every time you see one, which fortunately isn't often.

No way. I love the 8-series cars, but the 850 is way too complicated and trouble-prone. If it were an 840, on the other hand...

Somewhere there's an Escalade up on cinder blocks.

I was going to vote Crack Pipe, but then I saw the picture of the glove box door with the mirror inside. There is only one possible purpose this could serve (the ingestion of cocaine, for the more innocent among you), and it is this attention to detail and understanding of his customers' needs that sets the Clenet…

The front 2/3 of this truck is fantastic. NP.

Well, they're clearly both red.

If there were such a thing as a $6500 Granada, this would be it. There is, however, no such thing as a $6500 Granada. Crack pipe.

Please. Kia's designs are much better than that.

To access the battery on my old Stratus, you actually had to go in through the driver's side wheel well. It was actually easiest to jack up the car and pull the wheel. On top of it, I usually got about two years out of a battery. Good times...

I like it a lot, but there's way too much going on here. It's got that tendency that a lot of high-dollar customs have to just throw way too much stuff onto the car to make it look 'spensive. Boyd's Wheels? Yup. Matching leather in the bed? Got it. Air Ride? Of course. If this had been built as more of a…

Wait for Jason Castriota to rip it off.

Bizzarrini Strada, maybe?