Pearl Escent isn't the name of the color. It's the name of the pimp who last owned it. Crack pipe.

I love that he's going to buy a Ferrari 330 with the money- something that he's not afraid to drive around town.

So, the IQ will be priced about the same as a lightly-optioned Accent or Fiesta (or a base 500) with less power, a worse transmission, worse mileage (and a 9-gallon fuel tank, to boot) a cramped interior, and all the driving excitement that comes with the Scion name? Yeah, Toyota's back, baby!

I work with a Dutch chick. Based on her acquaintance, and this video, I can infer that all Dutch people are, in fact, crazy.

He eats Cadillacs, Lincolns too. Mercury and Subaru.

The Magnum article is actually really interesting- I can totally see one dumbass Chrysler exec pulling the plug on the most interesting vehicle they made. Here's hoping they bring it back- and that they give us a 300 Touring for the domestic market this time.

This has to have been designed by Jason Castriota. He loves little fins and winglets and whatnot.

It's like the bastard offspring of a C3 Corvette and a bugeye Sprite. Do want.

This guy would not think a Cruze is "fantastic"- and if he did, you wouldn't argue the point.

This HAS to be pretty much a one-of-one car. A 318 Volare wagon with a factory 4-speed? Who would order such a thing in 1978? I could actually see this thing tastefully restored with Mopar Rally wheels (or Cragars) and the engine beefed up to produce a nice, liveable 250 or so HP. It could be fairly sweet. And my…

Hear, hear. Both the Mojave Mile and the LeMons segments deserved much more time spent on them. And they were trying too hard to cast Dan as the pedant during the game show segment. It's who the guy is (it's why he'll be so great on this show, too) and it'll come out on its own.

I am cautiously optimistic about this one. Dan Neil is fantastic- he really brings a dry wit as well as his automotive knowledge to the table. Matt Farah was a pleasant surprise as well- funny and enthusiastic, and a pretty good driver too. Carolla was, well, Carolla- if he'd just stop mugging for the goddamn camera…

Couldn't agree more about Salley. Aside from contributing that he owns a Toyota Corolla and his beliefs that all auto interiors should be made from hemp or something, you cold lift him right out.

Beelzebubba's good, but "Big Lizard in My Backyard" is better. That's the one with "Bitchin' Camaro".

I thought the "Bieber Agreement" is when your parents sell your soul at the age of 13 for a recording contract.

I thought that the "Bieber Agreement" was when you sell your soul to Satan at the age of 14 for a recording contract. Plus, he looks like a Real Doll.

Yeah, you'd think he'd want to keep the rear view clear... you never know when Obama'll show up.

I live in a very conservative area (Southwest Florida) and there are a LOT of Obama-obsessed conservatives around here. If it rains, Obama did it. If it doesn't, Obama did that too. Zombie invasion? Yup, Obama. So I'm really not too shocked by this... wait, did he just call the President an uncircumcised wiener with…

Hyundai Genesis sedan. My buddy's 70-something mom was getting rid of her old Caddy DTS (which, after about five years, was spending more time in the shop than the driveway). I chatted up the Genesis' build quality, smooth engines, and fantastic warranty... at which point she made a beeline to the Cadillac dealer and…

There's a fairly tired-looking one here in SW Florida that I see from time to time.